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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 7:34:42 GMT -6
But a rooster IS a chicken.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 2, 2009 7:48:22 GMT -6
Keep bumping this thread, I think Brooklyn Boy comes home today. It's cold and grey, welcome back!
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Post by nolaflacav on Jan 2, 2009 7:53:28 GMT -6
What would you like to talk about in this thread today? I have some time to kill this morning
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Post by Tex on Jan 2, 2009 9:12:02 GMT -6
Keep bumping this thread, I think Brooklyn Boy comes home today. It's cold and grey, welcome back! The towel program may get a little more fine tuning after they get his towel back.
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Post by edie2u on Jan 2, 2009 9:17:57 GMT -6
Jake caused a debate over Denny P's on this subject and it wasn't in the tread about the new towel program. Good work, Jake! Denny P Thread
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Post by Christinko on Jan 2, 2009 10:47:54 GMT -6
Hilarious, Jake! Reminds me of when I labeled myself a "Towel Hoarder" and people who didn't know me took me seriously then too.
But seriously...I have excellent friends who DO steal towels--lots of them--some who many of you even know. I never say a word....does that make me a thief by proxy?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 11:04:55 GMT -6
LMAO Jake, that was priceless!
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 2, 2009 12:06:46 GMT -6
Way to go Jake. You shook a couple of them up there for a minute or two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe.
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Post by nolaflacav on Jan 2, 2009 12:15:13 GMT -6
I think we should all go over there and defend Jersey Girl. Let's paint Jake as a true closet towel thief.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 2, 2009 13:46:13 GMT -6
I see she lives in Old Bridge New Jersey. That's the land of tomato farms and drag racing. I spent many weekends there years ago. I used to run high 12's in the quarter mile and have fresh tomatoes. Ahh, the good ol' days.
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Post by Tex on Jan 2, 2009 14:52:38 GMT -6
Hilarious, Jake! Reminds me of when I labeled myself a "Towel Hoarder" and people who didn't know me took me seriously then too. But seriously...I have excellent friends who DO steal towels--lots of them--some who many of you even know. I never say a word....does that make me a thief by proxy? ...And all this time I thought you were saying "towel whore". I need a hearing aid.
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Post by Christinko on Jan 2, 2009 16:56:54 GMT -6
Actually, Tex, you got it right!
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 2, 2009 17:26:25 GMT -6
The question is: Can you get crucified for having too many towels -- perhaps late in the afternoon while standing at Delroys? Throw in the possibility of this person taking the last piece of jerked chicken and I say break out the hammer and nails.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 17:39:57 GMT -6
Which came first, the jerked chicken or the scrambled eggs?
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 2, 2009 17:51:33 GMT -6
I think the scrambled eggs, because DNA needs a starting point to grow. The egg grew to form the modern chicken.
The same holds true for chicken Mcnugetted vs. eggs Mcmuffetted.
I just can't see a chicken coming in from outer space, surviving through stratospheric burn and laying an egg. (scrambled or over-easy)
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 17:53:07 GMT -6
Actually, Tex, you got it right! Chris, you should include a towel with each copy of the book
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 2, 2009 17:54:05 GMT -6
I just can't see a chicken coming in from outer space, surviving threw stratospheric burn and laying an egg. Interesting theory there Gary. ;D Joe
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 17:54:58 GMT -6
I think the scrambled eggs, because DNA needs a starting point to grow. The egg grew to form the modern chicken.
The same holds true for chicken Mcnugetted vs. eggs Mcmuffetted.
I just can't see a chicken coming in from outer space, surviving threw stratospheric burn and laying an egg. That does it, Im throwing in the towel on this one.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 17:57:01 GMT -6
I think we should all go over there and defend Jersey Girl. Let's paint Jake as a true closet towel thief. I would do it, but I need to make a new ID first, Terry Kloth.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 2, 2009 17:58:45 GMT -6
I meant to write "atmospheric" not "stratospheric" sorry for any possible confusion in the layers of outer gases.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 2, 2009 19:11:28 GMT -6
I meant to write "atmospheric" not "stratospheric" sorry for any possible confusion in the layers of outer gases. Tell that to Mr. Spock. Joe
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 19:13:19 GMT -6
I think the scrambled eggs, because DNA needs a starting point to grow. The egg grew to form the modern chicken. The same holds true for chicken Mcnugetted vs. eggs Mcmuffetted. I just can't see a chicken coming in from outer space, surviving through stratospheric burn and laying an egg. (scrambled or over-easy) HA, shows what you know... Robin Williams did it with his Mork TV show
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 2, 2009 19:26:17 GMT -6
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 2, 2009 22:39:54 GMT -6
schuuuuuuuch.......quiet!
There's a big leap from warm tropics to frozen NY.
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Post by edie2u on Jan 3, 2009 5:00:42 GMT -6
Oops Gary, you're in trouble now. This is page 8 and BB will be returning soon...
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Post by Christinko on Jan 3, 2009 10:06:24 GMT -6
Atmospheric gasses? We're talking gasses? Then BB will be here any moment...or at least we'd smell him approaching.
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Post by Hedo69 on Jan 6, 2009 19:49:52 GMT -6
Gary, looks like you pulled off your copywrite theft after all.
There is no way that Beeb would look at the thread now...it's day old....
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 6, 2009 21:09:53 GMT -6
I've gotten away with it so far Deb. I don't want to have to eggsplain myself to him, after all it was a blatant violation.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 6, 2009 21:59:25 GMT -6
Gary, looks like you pulled off your copywrite theft after all.
There is no way that Beeb would look at the thread now...it's day old.... I agree.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 7, 2009 6:25:01 GMT -6
]Gary, looks like you pulled off your copywrite theft after all. There is no way that Beeb would look at the thread now...it's day old.... I agree. Good, dont tell Beeb
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