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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 19:25:08 GMT -6
And for future reference here is an online tip about eggs and enemas.
Avoid aerated drinks and alcohol on the day before and on enema day. Avoid eggs and Non-vegetarian food the day before and on the day taking Enema.
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 19:28:34 GMT -6
Gordo and nola -- when we would go snowmobiling in the frozen tundra called the Adirondacks, it wasn't uncommon to use paper towels to dry off after a shower. We couldn't keep up with laundry and party.
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 19:32:49 GMT -6
Gordo and nola -- when we would go snowmobiling in the frozen tundra called the Adirondacks, it wasn't uncommon to use paper towels to dry off after a shower. We couldn't keep up with laundry and party. When you were drying off did you use The One-Sheet Quicker Picker-Upper and fantasize about Rosie the Waitress? Maybe this is the solution at Hedo. Everyone gets two rolls of Bounty on check in.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 30, 2008 19:42:23 GMT -6
Nola, THAT is the best idea yet. You can use as much or little as you want, cover your lounge chair with it, and trade it with those in critical need for sexual favors
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 19:43:36 GMT -6
Drying off with paper towel is horrible. I'd rather air dry but when 6 foot icicles surround the house at -20, you learn the value of blotting for maximum absorption.
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 19:45:58 GMT -6
Nola, THAT is the best idea yet. You can use as much or little as you want, cover your lounge chair with it, and trade it with those in critical need for sexual favors And you can use the center cardboard roll (AKA ta toot) when you are finished to craft your own hand puppet
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 30, 2008 19:46:43 GMT -6
Its called freeze drying Gary, and it works very well in those situations. Allow the water to freeze, shake, and BAM... dry
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 30, 2008 19:48:05 GMT -6
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 19:48:44 GMT -6
Gordo and nola -- when we would go snowmobiling in the frozen tundra called the Adirondacks, it wasn't uncommon to use paper towels to dry off after a shower. We couldn't keep up with laundry and party. When you were drying off did you use The One-Sheet Quicker Picker-Upper and fantasize about Rosie the Waitress?
Maybe this is the solution at Hedo. Everyone gets two rolls of Bounty on check in.I had a crush on a girl in high school that reminded me of Rosie the Waitress. She was so sweet and very smart and paid attention to me.......... I have to look her up on Classmates.com She might be Rosie's granddaughter for all I know........maybe she can hook me up with some absorption.
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 19:50:40 GMT -6
Drying off with paper towel is horrible. I'd rather air dry but when 6 foot icicles surround the house at -20, you learn the value of blotting for maximum absorption. I prefer those wall mounted blowers in public restrooms. Just don't get your balls too close to the heating element as they can leave a lasting impression.
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 19:51:55 GMT -6
Inane or insane? Gordon, you do see a delete button, don't you?!
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 19:53:00 GMT -6
Drying off with paper towel is horrible. I'd rather air dry but when 6 foot icicles surround the house at -20, you learn the value of blotting for maximum absorption. I prefer those wall mounted blowers in public restrooms. Just don't get your balls too close to the heating element as they can leave a lasting impression.I'm in a private home when we're upstate......
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 19:54:22 GMT -6
It's getting cold again, I'd guess mid 20's.......
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 19:57:02 GMT -6
I had 3 Pilsner Urquells and 1 Merlot tonight. I'm celebrating the end of 2008, 48 hours early.
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 19:58:43 GMT -6
According to this post by everyone's favorite Dive Master, Hedo has begun their new towel exchange program. The debate "over there" is already heating up. What do youse guys over here think about it?.....Jake (who will weigh in a little later so as not to bias the poll) Just to refresh everyone's memory( and continue to fluff the page count). This is the first post that started this thread over 7 pages and 8 days ago. I would like to think with a little effort we can easily carry this over into 2009.
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 20:03:03 GMT -6
I think I have just decided to pull for the Steelers in the playoffs. I hope they win the Super Bowl.
I like the way their fans wave those Terrible Towels.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 30, 2008 20:16:45 GMT -6
Inane/insane at this point does it really matter?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 30, 2008 20:18:07 GMT -6
I had 3 Pilsner Urquells and 1 Merlot tonight. I'm celebrating the end of 2008, 48 hours early.Time check Gary, the end is near, and closer than you think
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 20:22:58 GMT -6
Here's one of my first baby pictures. My mother quickly put sunglasses on me to ease the bright light. She was thoughtful like that.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 30, 2008 20:32:40 GMT -6
Sunglasses... GREAT topic to carry us another 3 pages. Great family picture there Gary.
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 20:39:34 GMT -6
Sunglasses... GREAT topic to carry us another 3 pages. Great family picture there Gary. I am throwing in the towel tonight. I will let you two fill those next three pages of posts. I am off to get ready for The Real Housewives of Orange County. It is one of my guilty pleasures in life.
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 20:41:17 GMT -6
When my father took out the camera she smacked me in the head and told me to sit up straight. She was thoughtful like that.
Ok, I'm teasing, a good woman but.........yikes.......
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 30, 2008 20:43:38 GMT -6
Goodnight nola and make sure you have the correct VIN number on your towel card before you throw it in the actual towel issued.
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Post by edie2u on Dec 30, 2008 20:44:00 GMT -6
Glad you reminded me nola. I saw the commercials and I wanted to see it. Those women sound so bitchy... ;D
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 30, 2008 20:47:49 GMT -6
Glad you reminded me nola. I saw the commercials and I wanted to see it. Those women sound so bitchy... ;D I don't think they just sound bitchy. I think they are true bitches. And I find their kids to be even more offensive. But I am drawn to the show like a moth to a flame.
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Post by edie2u on Dec 30, 2008 22:50:52 GMT -6
I just watched the show and I have to agree with you.
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Post by Christinko on Dec 30, 2008 23:09:31 GMT -6
Does anyone else need a hall pass to go to the bathroom?....excuse me.....
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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 31, 2008 0:14:08 GMT -6
Hell I drank three beers and ate two bages of chips just trying catch up here tonight.
Joe
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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 31, 2008 4:49:15 GMT -6
I noticed my usually poor sentence structure was markedly improved last night. That Czech beer works wonders, I thought it only improved my ice skating ability! (many hockey players are Czech and that's a standard excuse of mine to drink Pilsner Urquell)
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Post by dean on Jan 1, 2009 21:22:03 GMT -6
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Hell, it was the Rooster! Because he doesn't give a shit about the chicken as long as he gets off first!
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