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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 24, 2012 8:53:13 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 24, 2012 9:37:19 GMT -6
He's down for the count.....
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 24, 2012 10:14:12 GMT -6
His bell was rung with the final round.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Nov 24, 2012 11:04:51 GMT -6
KO'd for good.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 24, 2012 12:14:30 GMT -6
In the morgue their lies a boxer And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of ev'ry gun that shot him down Or tried to pull his plug out In his anger and his shame "I am dying, I am dying" Now the fighter's just remains.
Lie la lie ...
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 24, 2012 12:32:04 GMT -6
From boxer to boxed-up.
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Post by Tex on Nov 25, 2012 12:50:24 GMT -6
Macho dispatcho.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 26, 2012 14:27:36 GMT -6
Camacho is as cold as gazpacho......
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 5, 2012 8:28:54 GMT -6
Really underground comics
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Post by Tex on Dec 5, 2012 13:26:29 GMT -6
Take Five or go ahead and take forever. Dave Brubeck has moved on to the next gig. We saw him play in Kilgore some years back and got to meet the band. Austin has a lot more cool concerts but in Kilgore it was cool because I usually got to visit with the performers.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 13, 2012 12:05:37 GMT -6
Prediction: The coffin will have a bar code on it; when scanned during burial, it will return an error and someone will shout, "Price check on the stiff!"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 15, 2012 9:50:35 GMT -6
Prediction: The coffin will have a bar code on it; when scanned during burial, it will return an error and someone will shout, "Price check on the stiff!"
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 15, 2012 14:21:01 GMT -6
Prediction: The coffin will have a bar code on it; when scanned during burial, it will return an error and someone will shout, "Price check on the stiff!"The best part will be having to pass the coffin over the scanner 4 or 5 times before it reads.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 16, 2012 6:48:43 GMT -6
I cannot believe that it has been almost 4 months since there was a "winner" on the annual list (August 20). I guess that some of the elderly out there are just not trying hard enough... or maybe trying too hard, depending how you look at it.
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Post by nolaflacav on Dec 16, 2012 7:01:58 GMT -6
I cannot believe that it has been almost 4 months since there was a "winner" on the annual list (August 20). I guess that some of the elderly out there are just not trying hard enough... or maybe trying too hard, depending how you look at it. I am just too lazy. Ravi Shankar died earlier this week and he is on my list.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 17, 2012 1:01:35 GMT -6
Status Update!
The year is rapidly winding down! Here are the standings on the leaderboard so far:
#1. Jake - Robin Gibb (10 points), Etta James (9 points), Joey Paterno (7 points) - Total: 3 stiffs, 26 points #2. Diana - Etta James (10 points), Dick Clark (8 points), Robin Gibb (6 points) - Total: 3 stiffs, 24 points #3. Tex - Etta James (10 points), Robin Gibb (9 points), Abdelbaset Mohamed al Megrahi* (2 points) - Total: 3 stiffs, 21 points
Alice - Phyllis Diller, Etta James - 2 stiffs Simon - Robin Gibb, Etta James - 2 stiffs Ron - Robin Gib, Etta James - 2 stiffs Gordon - Etta James, Abdelbaset Mohamed al Megrahi* - 2 stiffs
Anita - Yitzak Shamir - 1 stiff NOLA - Ravi Shankar - 1 stiff
Everyone else: thanks for playing, but NO STIFFS FOR YOU!
Of course, there are a couple of caveats on this list: a) I may have compiled the points incorrectly, or missed a stiff or two. Best to check for yourself. b) The year isn't quite over yet. We still have a couple weeks, in which things can ch-ch-change drastically. And there is also that Mayan thing to think about.
I'll update this post if necessary, but for now, there you have it!
*whoever the fuck that is
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 17, 2012 6:07:11 GMT -6
*whoever the fuck that is Thats why God invented Google... you may know him by his street name, The Lockerbie Plane Bomber
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 19, 2012 8:58:44 GMT -6
Bork steps down from the bench and into the grave.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 19, 2012 9:01:05 GMT -6
No split decision on the bench, he's dead.
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Post by Tex on Dec 19, 2012 9:18:58 GMT -6
Status Update! The year is rapidly winding down! Here are the standings on the leaderboard so far: #1. Jake - Robin Gibb (10 points), Etta James (9 points), Joey Paterno (7 points) - Total: 3 stiffs, 26 points #2. Diana - Etta James (10 points), Dick Clark (8 points), Robin Gibb (6 points) - Total: 3 stiffs, 24 points #3. Tex - Etta James (10 points), Robin Gibb (9 points), Abdelbaset Mohamed al Megrahi* (2 points) - Total: 3 stiffs, 21 points Alice - Phyllis Diller, Etta James - 2 stiffs Simon - Robin Gibb, Etta James - 2 stiffs Ron - Robin Gib, Etta James - 2 stiffs Gordon - Etta James, Abdelbaset Mohamed al Megrahi* - 2 stiffs Anita - Yitzak Shamir - 1 stiff NOLA - Ravi Shankar - 1 stiff Everyone else: thanks for playing, but NO STIFFS FOR YOU! Of course, there are a couple of caveats on this list: a) I may have compiled the points incorrectly, or missed a stiff or two. Best to check for yourself. b) The year isn't quite over yet. We still have a couple weeks, in which things can ch-ch-change drastically. And there is also that Mayan thing to think about. I'll update this post if necessary, but for now, there you have it! *whoever the fuck that is * He is the Lockerbie bomber.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 19, 2012 9:29:47 GMT -6
* He is the Lockerbie bomber. No shit? *whoever the fuck that is Thats why God invented Google... you may know him by his street name, The Lockerbie Plane Bomber
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 19, 2012 10:27:45 GMT -6
I am sure Harvey Korman knows who he was.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 19, 2012 19:50:29 GMT -6
Bork steps down from the bench and into the grave. Bork: The other dead meat!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 24, 2012 17:39:22 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 24, 2012 18:25:27 GMT -6
Tony Randell has the great hereafter all dusted, cleaned up and ready for Jack's arrival
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 24, 2012 18:48:19 GMT -6
THAT is a late pick up for Tex and Simon, giving Tex the lead with 4 in the final seconds of the year, Simon pulls up into a three-way with Jake and Diana for sloppy seconds... kinky
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 24, 2012 20:48:59 GMT -6
And a great way to bring in Christmas.
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Post by Tex on Dec 24, 2012 21:32:36 GMT -6
That's what I'm talking about.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 25, 2012 12:51:13 GMT -6
Tex is trying for a last minute comback here.
The Odd Couple was one of the greatest comedy shows ever on TV.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 25, 2012 13:38:04 GMT -6
Looks like it'll be a photo finish for Bush1 & Thatcher.
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