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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 10, 2012 7:48:42 GMT -6
Inventor of the lap dance dies
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 18, 2012 15:23:11 GMT -6
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 18, 2012 16:04:07 GMT -6
They can play that background music that he always used at his funeral.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 18, 2012 18:03:19 GMT -6
And remember, he's not in rigor mortis -- it's called "freeze frame".
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 26, 2012 8:23:53 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 26, 2012 9:26:52 GMT -6
Oddly enough, I had Andy Williams on my official list at Stiffs.com, even though I didn't have him on my TNMC list. I had Terry Pratchet on my overall list, but stiffs.com didn't have him on their "approved famous" directory, so I left him off and substituted Andy Williams, just at random, from my "getting pretty old" sub-list. That brings me up to four stiffs over there, but alas only three here.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 26, 2012 10:43:08 GMT -6
Aw man no more Andy Williams Christmas Specials. Damn Christmas will not be the same.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 26, 2012 10:44:13 GMT -6
Maybe he'll rise from the dead and start doing Easter Specials.
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Post by Tex on Sept 26, 2012 12:35:50 GMT -6
Oddly enough, I had Andy Williams on my official list at Stiffs.com, even though I didn't have him on my TNMC list. I had Terry Pratchet on my overall list, but stiffs.com didn't have him on their "approved famous" directory, so I left him off and substituted Andy Williams, just at random, from my "getting pretty old" sub-list. That brings me up to four stiffs over there, but alas only three here. Close but no cigar.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 27, 2012 7:13:28 GMT -6
Yep, just had breakfast at Tiffany's, Andy was a no show.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 27, 2012 10:18:58 GMT -6
Maybe he'll rise from the dead and start doing Easter Specials. I thought somebody already had that gig covered?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 27, 2012 10:26:40 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 27, 2012 14:16:12 GMT -6
He must have received a large beump on the head.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 27, 2012 14:21:34 GMT -6
Well, at least he no longer has that nasty eye twitch.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 27, 2012 14:48:04 GMT -6
Does your corpse smell? That's not my corpse!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 2, 2012 7:46:59 GMT -6
He had a headache and took two Tylenol
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 2, 2012 8:56:08 GMT -6
Burke was also the chairman of the Partnership for a Drug-Free America, which produced the "this is your brain on drugs" ads.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 10, 2012 7:59:15 GMT -6
Mongo go now... well not quite yet, yes... no
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 10, 2012 8:05:52 GMT -6
When he starts asking to see Webster, you'll know it's close to the end.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 10, 2012 8:16:29 GMT -6
That would not be a mercy killing
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 10, 2012 9:05:43 GMT -6
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 10, 2012 9:09:23 GMT -6
I doubt Harvey will take this news very well.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 10, 2012 9:13:35 GMT -6
No, no. Don't do that. Don't give him kidney failure. You'll just make him mad.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 10, 2012 10:34:47 GMT -6
Fatalgram for Mongo
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 10, 2012 10:56:59 GMT -6
Mongo like Rigor Mortis
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 10, 2012 12:06:11 GMT -6
Huh-huh, naw, Mongo corpse.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 10, 2012 13:12:36 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 10, 2012 13:40:09 GMT -6
Tammy's in hospice
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 10, 2012 13:45:13 GMT -6
"Singing In The Grave"
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 10, 2012 14:30:01 GMT -6
Molly Brown is sinking.
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