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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 23, 2011 14:29:51 GMT -6
Now they are both de-composing.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 23, 2011 17:55:26 GMT -6
Yakity Yak, they wont talk back
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Post by Tex on Aug 23, 2011 20:53:10 GMT -6
Yakity Yak, earthworm snack
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 2, 2011 9:53:33 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 2, 2011 10:49:44 GMT -6
When they drop his casket into the ground, the sound it will make is "polyp"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 2, 2011 11:01:59 GMT -6
Everyone knew he would get it in the end.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 2, 2011 11:26:48 GMT -6
So he's entombed in the bowels of the earth then?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 2, 2011 12:15:10 GMT -6
Asses to asses, dust to dust.
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Post by Tex on Sept 2, 2011 12:55:14 GMT -6
The deepest hole he has ever entered.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 2, 2011 13:01:11 GMT -6
Let's hope he knows his ass from a hole in the ground.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 2, 2011 13:02:24 GMT -6
I wonder if they'll put KY Jelly on the grave before they lower the coffin?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 2, 2011 13:06:18 GMT -6
Pepto Bismo for embalming fluid
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 2, 2011 13:33:51 GMT -6
His gravestone reads RIP (Right In Prostate).
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Post by Tex on Sept 2, 2011 14:02:08 GMT -6
Let's hope he knows his ass from a hole in the ground. Or his ass in a hole in the ground
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 2, 2011 14:20:55 GMT -6
His gravestone reads RIP (Right In Prostate). That would be a very cheeky thing to do.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 2, 2011 14:21:44 GMT -6
Hopefully he shaved before he died.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 2, 2011 14:28:18 GMT -6
His ass has a tattoo "FRAGILE: This end up".
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 2, 2011 17:39:04 GMT -6
His life should look pretty good in hindsight.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 2, 2011 22:28:53 GMT -6
Death didn't merely destroy him, it rectum.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 3, 2011 5:16:10 GMT -6
Heard that he's not being buried in a coffin, theyre slipping a large nitrile glove over him.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 3, 2011 11:33:28 GMT -6
Pepto Bismo for embalming fluid No they used that gunk that cleans you out for embalming fluid.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 3, 2011 16:22:58 GMT -6
Yeah, Ive had some bad whiskey's too.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 10, 2011 21:56:58 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 10, 2011 23:43:58 GMT -6
With great death comes great compostability.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 19, 2011 6:15:13 GMT -6
Marbled die...
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2011 8:59:31 GMT -6
She always reminded me of Walter Brennen: you never saw either of them when they were young.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2011 13:21:55 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2011 15:42:58 GMT -6
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 19, 2011 16:32:30 GMT -6
She went from being Dolores Hope to Dolorous Hope.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 19, 2011 18:40:14 GMT -6
She should have kept her original name: Mulva.
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