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Post by Captain Gary on Mar 2, 2009 23:03:19 GMT -6
I think Ricardo Montalban earned me one point this year.
That should make it a tie with Jake.
Gary (freezing our asses off at 11F with no electricity)
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 3, 2009 5:55:27 GMT -6
Right you are CptGary, my bad for not catching that the first time around, the records have been updated.
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Post by DT on Mar 9, 2009 17:20:02 GMT -6
Deadpool News. (sponsored by the Bizzarro Funeral Home)
The folks at Bizzaro say not so good news for the folks that have Michael Jackson on their RIP list. The freak of nature announced he will do 10 London shows. No London Bridges Falling Down here?
The Bizzaro folks congrats Dan on a RIP hit.
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Post by DT on Mar 12, 2009 22:17:27 GMT -6
Deadpool news. (sponsored by the Bizzarro Funeral Home) The folks at Bizzarro are happy to report that Patrick Swayze is staying positive. Reacting to a tabloid story that says he's nearing "The End" (and showing photos of him appearing gaunt), The Beast star is slamming what he calls "inaccurate" reports about his year-plus battle with pancreatic cancer. Swayze, 56, tells BIZZARRO in an exclusive statement he's continuing with treatment, working on a book and even has a new dog: "It's amazing to me that the tabloids such as the National Enquirer print such negative stories about me and my health when there are so many positive things going on in my life right now. I've started a new chemotherapy and, once again, I am one of the lucky ones with pancreatic cancer that is responding well to the treatment. psssst..... Sooooo, Mr Swayze gets our "Eye Of The Tiger" award. seeOn the lighter side, Bizzarro would like to report a death of a relationship, (boo fucking hoo) Bristol Palin and her fiancé Levi Johnston have broken up, two sources tell BIZZARRO. The split happened "a few weeks ago," according to a source close to the couple, but it's unclear what precipitated it. "It was a mutual thing," adds the source. psssst…. And they called it Puppy Love
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 13, 2009 0:22:42 GMT -6
Even though I have Patrick Swayze on my list (right behind Teddy "Fat Fuck" Kennedy), I would be de-fuckin-lighted to see him beat the Big C. He'll be one of the rare ones if he does, though.......Jake
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Post by viperess on Mar 18, 2009 20:46:49 GMT -6
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Post by nolaflacav on Mar 18, 2009 21:04:59 GMT -6
I am guessing she didn't see it coming either.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Mar 19, 2009 0:05:38 GMT -6
This one is a dirty same. Bless her husband and young boys.
Joe
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 19, 2009 0:18:44 GMT -6
Some people in her situation hang on for weeks, but she went downhill fast......Jake
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 19, 2009 2:00:42 GMT -6
Very sad.
Simon
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Post by nolaflacav on Mar 19, 2009 7:22:28 GMT -6
I was originally going to put this old coot on my 09 list but changed my mind at the last minute. He doesn't seem to be aging well for a 74 year old.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Mar 19, 2009 12:23:10 GMT -6
He should have never made 74 years old.
Joe
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 19, 2009 13:36:41 GMT -6
He's lost those wild, staring eyes. And his tat could use a freshening up.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 19, 2009 14:11:07 GMT -6
I say we let him out of prison and give him his own reality TV show.
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Post by Tex on Mar 19, 2009 15:08:27 GMT -6
He would be good working collections. You would think twice before telling him to fuck off.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 5:20:52 GMT -6
I say we let him out of prison and give him his own reality TV show. Wait until you see what happens when he says "Helter Skelter"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 8:55:29 GMT -6
Maybe we could get him to co-star with O.J. Simpson and call the show "Two And A Half Murderers", or "How I Murdered Your Mother".
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 9:04:22 GMT -6
In that case, if either of the hosts hand you "The Glove" you are off the show and the relatives notified exactly where they can pick up your remains
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 9:14:14 GMT -6
OTOH, they might make an interesting pairing on another CSI series.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 9:21:19 GMT -6
I think "Bones" might be better for them
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 9:33:59 GMT -6
Not "Ghost Whisperer"?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 9:55:22 GMT -6
They might make a great Batman/Robin combo
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 9:58:38 GMT -6
I was thinking "The Odd Couple".
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 10:07:08 GMT -6
... with the twist, they share a 10' by 10' cell, the scene with OJ spraying furniture polish Charlies dinner pan.. hilarious!!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 10:13:37 GMT -6
Or you could combine the "Odd Couple" idea with the "CSI" idea and have O.J. cleaning up all the evidence before anyone has a chance to investigate the case. What a wacky duo they'd make!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 10:19:41 GMT -6
Manson: So THATS how the glove shrunk, OJ youre da man OJ: Helter Skelter bro, Helter Skelter
Edited: The only thing this needs is Jeffery Dalhmer cooking dinner
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 10:40:58 GMT -6
At this point, you really *will* need "Ghost Whisperer" if you want ol' Jeff ...
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 10:50:33 GMT -6
Yeah, afraid so, and Im afraid his motivation would be rather transparent.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 11:01:19 GMT -6
He would've made a great TV host on a cooking show -- too bad The Food Channel didn't "gobble him up", so to speak ...
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 11:19:17 GMT -6
If he had been on the Food Channel, Im sure he would have eventually been grabbed up by a corporate head hunter, the channel purchased and sold off in pieces.
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