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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 11:31:57 GMT -6
I don't think he could stomach that.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 11:46:57 GMT -6
Few can tolerate a corporate evisceration
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 20, 2009 12:00:54 GMT -6
It certainly would take someone with a lot of guts.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 20, 2009 12:13:14 GMT -6
It entrails having a disciplined mind
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Post by DT on Mar 21, 2009 0:51:06 GMT -6
I was originally going to put this old coot on my 09 list but changed my mind at the last minute. He doesn't seem to be aging well for a 74 year old. HA!! That fuck will make it till his nineties. Psssst.... California needs a clause that says on certain cases TEXAS law is applied.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 2, 2009 13:18:44 GMT -6
I had to post this for Chris... hopefully Chris, you were asked to whistle as the requiem
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 2, 2009 14:35:44 GMT -6
No longer composing. Now he's strictly decomposing.......Jake
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Post by Christinko on Apr 3, 2009 9:02:27 GMT -6
Hey Otis, I merely lifted my leg and let my lips do their work.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 3, 2009 9:07:32 GMT -6
Hey Otis, I merely lifted my leg and let my lips so their work. ... and we have another epitaph ;D
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Post by Christinko on Apr 3, 2009 14:31:06 GMT -6
Thank goodness I don't plan on dying, but in case I do, I fixed my typing error.
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Post by DT on Apr 3, 2009 18:13:54 GMT -6
Thank goodness I don't plan on dying, but in case I do, I fixed my typing error. ......and another! )
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 10, 2009 6:07:14 GMT -6
Well, it seems that Jakes little April Fools joke may have backfired on him. I see on the first page of this thread, he is credited with predicting the death of someone named "Paul Divemaster". Nor is there evidence anywhere that indicated that it should be any other name. I dont know about the rest of you but I cannot find any evidence anywhere of the death of such a person, not to mention the fact that I can argue that I have never heard of a "Paul Divemaster". That being the case, I believe that we should decertify that entry, setting him back to ZERO for the year. Tough break big guy. Edited to include link to his original post: tnmc.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=Mordor&action=display&thread=9090&page=4#133768Because that thread is locked and "Quote" is disabled in it, I did a "Print Screen" to capture the post where Jake clearly selects "Paul Divemaster" as one of his choices
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 11, 2009 23:26:41 GMT -6
Good catch, Gordon! Nothing gets by you, I see.
Never fear, though; the "April Fools Joke" is only temporary, and all should be back to normal by the time the final tally is counted at the end of the year......Jake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 12, 2009 6:41:10 GMT -6
[shocked disbelief] You mean you are going to edit your way out of this [/shocked disbelief]
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Post by Irish Stu on Apr 12, 2009 7:21:56 GMT -6
Who would have thought Jake would be capable of such a thing Simon
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 12, 2009 9:17:36 GMT -6
Edit? Of course not. But when I turn off the auto-censoring feature, all will automatically return to normal.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 12, 2009 10:39:49 GMT -6
Except for the documentation that indicates your original post clearly states "Paul Divemaster"
BTW- I wish to publicly thank Farrah Fawcett for this discovery. I would not have even ventured into this thread to find such a clear case of the "Law of Unintended Consequences" had she not gone into and been discharged from, the hospital this past week. My little discovery resulted from looking to see who had put her on their lists. Her trip to the hospital got me thinking, how, exactly does one get cancer of the anus?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 12, 2009 10:43:50 GMT -6
Except for the documentation that indicates your original post clearly states "Paul Divemaster" BTW- I wish to publicly thank Farrah Fawcett for this discovery. I would not have even ventured into this thread to find such a clear case of the "Law of Unintended Consequences" had she not gone into and been discharged from, the hospital this past week. My little discovery resulted from looking to see who had put her on their lists. Her trip to the hospital got me thinking, how, exactly does one get cancer of the anus?Ummm, from having anal sex with Gene Wilder?
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Apr 13, 2009 13:13:26 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 13, 2009 13:48:51 GMT -6
Thus she goes from "Behind the Green Door" to "Beneath the Green Sod."
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Post by nolaflacav on Apr 13, 2009 16:13:12 GMT -6
My right hand gently weeps tonight.
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Apr 13, 2009 16:43:23 GMT -6
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Post by innit Geezer on Apr 13, 2009 19:28:07 GMT -6
I liked Behind the Green Door. I saw it for the first time about 16 years ago and believe it to be a classic. Although it was filmed too dark, in my opinion, over time it should prove to be a porno classic. The film was erotic and better than the in your face style of porno produced today. For example, the movie had an air of mystery with people smoking weed or diddling themselves, and watching. The main scene was a stage like area that was situated in a building similar to a catering hall. Characters were dressed in tuxedos and if I remember correctly, many had masquerade masks. If you get a chance rent it just because of it's possible cult status. Think of it as sort of a Hedo bar mitzvah/bat mitzvah or wedding gone wild (without minors of course).
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Post by Merlot Joe on Apr 13, 2009 20:07:16 GMT -6
I seen this back in 1973 when it first came out. I remember some of it, but it's been so long ago. Might have to rent it.
Joe
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Post by New Mama on Apr 14, 2009 15:19:32 GMT -6
An old Hedo buddy from LA sent me this very informative bio on Marliyn...
Just wanted to share.....
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Post by edie2u on Apr 14, 2009 15:47:10 GMT -6
Cool story, Anita. Behind the Green Door was the first porn movie I ever saw (back in the 70's). All I can say is RIP to Marilyn.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 15, 2009 6:11:53 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 20, 2009 11:57:18 GMT -6
A Brief History of Time Remaining... damn it he was number 11 on my list for 09 and a shoe in for inclusion in 2010
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Post by nolaflacav on Apr 22, 2009 11:46:19 GMT -6
Just thinking....
What if Stephen Hawking and William “The Refrigerator” Perry were both to die this week and meet up at the exact same time at the Pearly Gates? I would love to eavesdrop on that 3 way conversation with St. Peter.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 22, 2009 11:51:51 GMT -6
You think St Peter will bust Hawking's balls about having to listen to his computer generated "voice".... huh?... could you repeat?? speak clearer
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