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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 13, 2006 17:41:52 GMT -6
I just got off the exercise bike in the hotel gym, riding like a fiend while watching Seinfeld. It gave me an idea: What are your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines, quotes, or concepts? List 'em here!
Try not to be a hog and spew a million of them. List your faves, but leave some for others. Here's a few to start off:
Mimbo - a male bimbo
The "home bed advantage"
The male kangaroo has "pouch envy"
It wasn't the Moors, it was the "Moops"
Your turn........Jake (leaving Gordon's favorite one for him)
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Post by vbplyr on Mar 13, 2006 18:31:46 GMT -6
"maybe the dingo ate your baby"
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Post by jo on Mar 13, 2006 18:54:29 GMT -6
"are you sponge-worthy?"
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Post by jo on Mar 13, 2006 19:14:19 GMT -6
"Cartwright"
"He.................took........it..........out"
"You stopped short!"
(hubby is helping)
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Post by vbplyr on Mar 13, 2006 19:44:54 GMT -6
"I have no hand, you got to have hand"
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Post by Bif St Lou on Mar 13, 2006 19:55:20 GMT -6
Man Hands!
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 13, 2006 19:58:18 GMT -6
Cartwright? I don't remember that one, Jo. Explain, please?......Jake (who was wondering how long we'd have to wait for NTTAWWT)
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Post by Just Mike on Mar 13, 2006 20:29:49 GMT -6
"I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!"
"Serenity now"!!!!
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Post by drmryder on Mar 13, 2006 21:03:38 GMT -6
"I'm out!"
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Post by jo on Mar 14, 2006 6:13:03 GMT -6
Cartwright? I don't remember that one, Jo. Explain, please?......Jake (who was wondering how long we'd have to wait for NTTAWWT) When they are at the Japanese restaurant and the Maitre D keeps yelling Cartwright instead of Seinfeld to announce their table............. how about "love the Drake" and "Sue Anne Minsky, the braless wonder" Jo |
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Post by vbplyr on Mar 14, 2006 8:01:39 GMT -6
These pretzels are making me thirsty !
My boys need a home !
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 14, 2006 8:34:27 GMT -6
There was shrinkage Jerry (a great line, useful in almost all situations)
Correction, the actual quote is...
Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage. (still a great line suitable for all situations)
Edited to add:
Jerry "Do women know about shrinkage?"
Elaine "What do you mean, like laundry?"
Jerry "No... Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
Elaine "It shrinks?"
Jerry "Like a frightened turtle."
Elaine "Why does it shrink?"
Jerry "It just does."
Elaine "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
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Post by Hedo69 on Mar 14, 2006 8:36:58 GMT -6
"Hello Newman"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 14, 2006 10:51:40 GMT -6
The Manziere.
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Post by Bif St Lou on Mar 14, 2006 11:27:17 GMT -6
Cartwright? I don't remember that one, Jo. Explain, please?......Jake (who was wondering how long we'd have to wait for NTTAWWT) When they are at the Japanese restaurant and the Maitre D keeps yelling Cartwright instead of Seinfeld to announce their table............Jo Actually, Castanza, not Seinfeld. And it was a phone call. But the right episode! |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 14, 2006 12:23:44 GMT -6
No soup for you
If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.
A little too much chlorine in that gene pool.
I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!
Mulva?
... not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 14, 2006 12:36:38 GMT -6
When they are at the Japanese restaurant and the Maitre D keeps yelling Cartwright instead of Seinfeld to announce their table............Jo Actually, Castanza, not Seinfeld. And it was a phone call. But the right episode! Had to look this one up for the exact lines... ... GEORGE: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza? BRUCE: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. GEORGE: Well, was it for Costanza or... BRUCE: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered. GEORGE: Well was it a woman? BRUCE: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up. |
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Post by Deborah not logged in on Mar 14, 2006 14:25:08 GMT -6
Yadda, yadda, yadda......
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Post by Bif St Lou on Mar 14, 2006 16:32:39 GMT -6
Actually, Castanza, not Seinfeld. And it was a phone call. But the right episode! Had to look this one up for the exact lines... ... GEORGE: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza? BRUCE: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. GEORGE: Well, was it for Costanza or... BRUCE: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered. GEORGE: Well was it a woman? BRUCE: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up. Can't believe you didn't take my word for it -- that you had to go "look it up!" |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 14, 2006 16:34:47 GMT -6
"I'm not O'Brien! I'm NOT O'Brien!"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 14, 2006 18:27:06 GMT -6
"Hey, Nip!!"
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 15, 2006 6:17:49 GMT -6
Had to look this one up for the exact lines...... GEORGE: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza? BRUCE: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up. GEORGE: Well, was it for Costanza or... BRUCE: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered. GEORGE: Well was it a woman? BRUCE: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up. Can't believe you didn't take my word for it -- that you had to go "look it up!" I believed you and remembered the situation, I was just after the exchange of lines because I could not remember them, Editted to add: I will readily admit that 'looking things up' is a compulsion of mine.. at least I didnt snopes it ;D |
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Post by jo on Mar 15, 2006 6:22:09 GMT -6
Vile weed!
Helloooooooooooooooooooo
You have to see the babeeeeeee!
They're real and they're spectacular.
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Post by innit Geezer on Mar 15, 2006 7:04:13 GMT -6
"She only curses when it slips out"
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Post by jo on Mar 15, 2006 7:11:14 GMT -6
Last ones before I go to work..................
"who will not wear the ribbon?"
"Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!"
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Post by vbplyr on Mar 15, 2006 7:27:05 GMT -6
They're real, and they're spectacular !
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Post by christie on Mar 15, 2006 8:14:34 GMT -6
Get OUT!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 15, 2006 17:03:05 GMT -6
giddy-up!!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 15, 2006 17:47:22 GMT -6
Mandelbaum Mandelbaum
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Post by jo on Mar 15, 2006 17:49:14 GMT -6
Jake, what a fun thread!
I can't believe no one has used this one yet.................Master of your Domain!
JO
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