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Post by Bif St Lou on Mar 15, 2006 20:54:38 GMT -6
What am I, hard of smelling?
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Post by Just Mike on Mar 15, 2006 21:16:29 GMT -6
It's a Festivus for the Rest of us!!!
"Whoa...thats alot of potatoes buddy!!"
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Scratch
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It is an elementary deduction. None of us belong here.
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Post by Scratch on Mar 15, 2006 21:35:21 GMT -6
"Worlds are colliding!"
"They're killing independent George!"
"She mentioned the vault"
"Hello, and thank you for calling MoveiFone"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 15, 2006 22:54:05 GMT -6
"And this offends you, as a Jewish person?" "No, it offends me as a comedian!"
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Post by jo on Mar 16, 2006 6:18:27 GMT -6
"You made out during Schindler's List!"
The Summer of George
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 16, 2006 6:35:12 GMT -6
He's a very BAD man
On sex, I like the bottom, let them do all the work
Amazing, I drive them to lesbianism and he brings them back
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
My boys can swim
And you want to be my latex salesman
Poppy is a little sloppy
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 16, 2006 9:10:41 GMT -6
Anti-Dentite.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 16, 2006 14:23:36 GMT -6
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun... You get a sense of it, then LOOK AWAY!!
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Post by Bif St Lou on Mar 16, 2006 16:04:21 GMT -6
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It ch-ch-changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ...
(Yes, I looked it up!)
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 16, 2006 16:15:04 GMT -6
Hey, AssMan!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 16, 2006 16:19:58 GMT -6
We can't have an intervention at my apartment. The furniture is very non-confrontational.
Pez??
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Mar 16, 2006 17:07:48 GMT -6
Elaine: She died? Jerry: She died. Elaine: She died!!
Zilla (who avoids marriage just in case...)
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Post by jo on Mar 16, 2006 18:14:40 GMT -6
"Vandelay..........say Vandelay industries!"
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Post by jo on Mar 16, 2006 18:35:58 GMT -6
"Yeah, well the 'Jerk Store'called and they're running out of you!"
"Rochelle Rochelle...a young girl's journey from Milan to Minsk"
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
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Post by jo on Mar 16, 2006 18:47:06 GMT -6
"Top of the Muffin To You!"
"When you control the mail, you control..........information!"
"DId you just double dip?"
(Ok, that's it from me tonight........maybe!)
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Post by Just Mike on Mar 16, 2006 20:53:49 GMT -6
get OUT!!!!!
"who told you to put on the balm? did i tell you to put on the balm? noone knows what a balm will do!" Jackie childs(attorney)
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Post by Lady Irie on Mar 16, 2006 23:55:14 GMT -6
It's a show about nothing!
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Post by DT on Mar 17, 2006 19:04:16 GMT -6
They're real, and they're spectacular ! Ya Mon, The Implant episode is my all time favorite. Wasn't George "double dipping the chip" in that one too?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Mar 18, 2006 17:52:02 GMT -6
You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card
I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. ... You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit
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Post by iggy on Mar 19, 2006 9:43:12 GMT -6
" Where are the cameras " " I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving it " " What do I know about cooking a shirt " " Jerry, you leave those roasters alone " " That is one magic loogie " " Jerry, those are load bearing walls. They're not coming down " " Every able bodied israelite is going putting strong to the hoop " " Oh, you've got to mulch " " Thats 1 tuck, and 1 no tuck " " The sea was angry that day my friend "
Iggy
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Post by normnlisava on May 15, 2006 19:47:32 GMT -6
How about "We have to have sex to save the friendship."
:-) Lis (n Norm)
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Post by sexyonthebeach on May 15, 2006 21:23:47 GMT -6
No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square. - Elaine
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pkatcher
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A friend in need is a pest
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Post by pkatcher on May 15, 2006 23:43:33 GMT -6
Holy crap, I probably adopted 100 of Seinfeld sayings into my lexicon.
(Kramer eating the hot dog that's "been here since the silent era," to prove to Lloyd Braun that "it's a perfectly sane food to eat.") "Uhm, interesting texture. It's chewy. I gotta get some air."
(Kramer on how to get back at Kenny Rogers Roasters.) "Like we did in the sixties, takin' in to the streets."
(Jerry, responding to Seth's assessment of Kramer's KRR protest: "That's not going to be good for business.") "That's not going to be good for anybody."
(Kramer on the need for the secure packaging of Jockeys.) "My boys need a house."
(Jerry on the Chinese gum.) "It's a little lo-mein-y."
(Newman on his millennium party.) "I started planning this in 1978. I put a deposit down on that revolving restaurant that overlooks Times Square, and I booked Christopher Cross."
(George with elderly man who says he's grateful for every moment he has.) "Grateful? How can you be grateful when you're so close to the end? When you know that any second ... poof, bamm-o! It can all be over. I mean you're not stupid, you can read the handwriting on the wall. It's a matter of simple arithmetic, for Gods sake."
"Serenity now!"
"Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!"
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare."
"You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you bastards are running things."
Eh, I can go on and on. Iggy had me on ESPN radio in St. Louis once to discuss my ESPN.com article on the Top 10 Seinfeld sports moments. Hilarious stuff: sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=katcher/sports_seinfeld
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 15, 2006 23:45:57 GMT -6
Nothing like "new blood" board members to revive a classic thread! Hooray for newbies......Jake
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