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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 4, 2005 8:51:36 GMT -6
How did you break in? Did you pick her lock?
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Post by Christinko on Aug 4, 2005 12:38:47 GMT -6
Truth be told, he piqued my curiosity not my lock, so I let him have access to my pussy. That furloin has no taste whatsoever, dammit.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 4, 2005 13:16:24 GMT -6
That furloin has no taste whatsoever, dammit. Thanks for sharing. I was wondering how it tasted. (A little like chicken, or so I'd heard originally ... )
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 4, 2005 15:02:30 GMT -6
Joe--80-lb beagle? Isn't that a little bit of a chunkeroo for a pooch of that breed? He's half beagle and half the fuck if we know. On his size he took after the other half which must have been big, but his looks are pure beagle. And yes he weights in at 80 lbs. Our vet thinks he is part Boarder Collie. Denice feeds him what ever we are eating plus his dog food. Does the word spoiled come to mind? He gets his 3 Scobby Doo treats at 4:00 every afternoon and his piece of black licorice at 5:00. We got him at the local fair 7 years ago( one of those spur of the moment, let's bring him home dear, from Denice). That's the information that the people gave us. What do you want for $20 bucks. Actually he is an 80 lb pussy, but if you heard him bark from behind the fence, you would think twice before going over. Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 4, 2005 15:21:50 GMT -6
He gets his 3 Scobby Doo treats at 4:00 every afternoon and his piece of black licorice at 5:00. As a matter of fact, so do I, but I'll be damned if I can find that mentioned anywhere on the Atkins diet.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 4, 2005 15:23:08 GMT -6
... and his piece of black licorice at 5:00. Just wondering -- does the dog give your wife a dirty look if she tries to give him RED licorice?
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 4, 2005 15:50:32 GMT -6
Just wondering -- does the dog give your wife a dirty look if she tries to give him RED licorice? No, we just prefer black licorice so thats what is usally in the house. So you like the Scobby Doo dog treats to? Why doesn't that surprise me? Joe. Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 4, 2005 15:54:16 GMT -6
BTW, what wine would you suggest with Alpo?
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 4, 2005 16:08:53 GMT -6
BTW, what wine would you suggest with Alpo? To be truthfull with you, now days either a red or white will do fine. I have a "Three Mutt Merlot "that is pretty good. Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 4, 2005 16:16:59 GMT -6
Good to know that I can finally give up that Mad Dog 20/20 I've been washing it down with all these years.
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Post by viperess on Aug 4, 2005 17:25:36 GMT -6
We're guarded by two attack Pugs who recently lost 5-6 lbs respectivly for a Pug - Plus the town cop that house sits while we're gone. - No problem mon! Bring on those burglars! No shit! We have two attack pugs, too! Of course, they attack with kisses ;D
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Aug 4, 2005 18:30:39 GMT -6
Truth be told, he piqued my curiosity not my lock, so I let him have access to my pussy. That furloin has no taste whatsoever, dammit. SHIT <spillin' drink on keyboard> Miythe I heve acsess twwo wyar pwyssy werth I forloin? Added to say: Go't DAMN....this quicker pussy-upper towel down't wurk like it shUD!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 5, 2005 6:13:08 GMT -6
Grabbing dictionary to look up furloin...
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Post by Christinko on Aug 5, 2005 7:22:32 GMT -6
Furloin: Hairy Butt....no wait, that's too close to a board member's name! And I don't know him well enough to call him a pussy.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 5, 2005 7:36:12 GMT -6
Wow Chris that is one obscure word. Although I should have figured it out based on its etymological roots <fur> + <loin> (hairy pussy), I have not found this word in ANY dictionary real or cyber, including my main on-line source for slang the 'Urban Dictionary' www.urbandictionary.com/You should write up a formal definition and submit it! I Exalt your use of the English language!
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 5, 2005 9:56:20 GMT -6
Furloin: Hairy Butt....no wait, that's too close to a board member's name! And I don't know him well enough to call him a pussy. Oh go ahead he won't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D Joe.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 5, 2005 11:48:12 GMT -6
I didn't taste her furloin, but I did stroke it a few times. And it was shedding hair all over the house!......Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 5, 2005 15:22:59 GMT -6
Some people prefer a bald pussy.
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Post by Christinko on Aug 5, 2005 18:12:08 GMT -6
And some like to trek the bitty forest to find their reference points.
Her skin so tender white, Her puff so curly black, Her flesh so fragrant pink Her skills not close to green.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 12, 2005 9:58:28 GMT -6
Heading to the big city of Eureka, CA for the week for a Lions Club Convention. See you guys late Sunday.
Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 10:12:51 GMT -6
Are you sailing? Don't forget that thing about screaming over the oncoming iceberg I taught you.
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Post by Tex on Aug 12, 2005 10:42:21 GMT -6
Will be gone to Hedo 8/14-8/21. You guys keep everything together in my absence.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 12, 2005 10:49:14 GMT -6
Have a safe trip, Tex -- hope you have reasonably good weather in this hurricane - plagued season.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 12, 2005 10:56:40 GMT -6
Heading to the big city of Eureka, CA ......Joe. Say hello to Archimedes for me. Tex, have a great trip. If you happen to log on to the net, remember to give us a shout!......Jake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 12, 2005 11:46:10 GMT -6
Enjoy Tex!!
Joe... Despite BB.. ice is for the drinks... keep outta trouble
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 12, 2005 12:37:23 GMT -6
Joe, enjoy your convention.
Tex, have a great trip!!
Simon
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Post by Tex on Aug 12, 2005 14:05:13 GMT -6
Thanks guys.
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Post by Christinko on Aug 14, 2005 17:21:12 GMT -6
I was gone. Now I'm back...lovely weekend in Door County, Wisc., with aunties and gal cousins. Shopping mecca. Lovely time. I know--Whatever.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 14, 2005 18:08:09 GMT -6
I took the liberty of breaking into your apartment while you were gone. I stole all your stuff, and replaced everything with an exact duplicate......Jake
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Aug 14, 2005 19:30:13 GMT -6
I took the liberty of breaking into your apartment while you were gone. I stole all your stuff, and replaced everything with an exact duplicate......Jake OH SHIT! I thought I did that! Those diamonds....uhm...well......I GOT THEM! And what YOU got ain't shit! <heh heh>
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