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Post by Robin Hood on Jan 8, 2010 16:38:38 GMT -6
Came home yesterday to find a few hundred Starlings making a new home in our garage... now in 24 hours I can't see the garage floor for all the bird shit...   Ran to town and bought 2 owl decoys and some sonic pest away things... installed both... now just waiting to see if they worked. I have NEVER in my life seen this many Starlings in one place... if it was only a handful I would just sit outside with the pellet gun and deal with it... I thought about poison in some bird food... but if I do that I will have dead birds everywhere... which won't be pleasant come spring. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 8, 2010 17:19:47 GMT -6
Put some urinal cakes in the area, that intense smell should drive them away.
BTW -- Do you have a garage door?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 8, 2010 17:30:40 GMT -6
If that doesn't work, try wearing the urinal cakes as earrings; I've used this method and found it keeps away many unwanted pests.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 8, 2010 17:48:44 GMT -6
So thats where they all go when they leave here for the winter
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 9, 2010 1:35:17 GMT -6
Are any of them named Clarice?
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Post by Robin Hood on Jan 9, 2010 2:53:04 GMT -6
Put some urinal cakes in the area, that intense smell should drive them away. BTW -- Do you have a garage door? Short answer yes... Long answer kind of... Last summer the door was broken when the wind caught it during a bad storm and don't latch right and it will swing open if the wind hits it right... as soon as the weather breaks it is getting fixed ASAP. I also have some sofitting that is hosed up and needs to be fixed as well as I seen some come in through there as well. Good news is that is seems that the owls and noise makers are working... as of sunset tonight NO FUCKING BIRDS!!! Now if they stay gone... the mess they left is going to take a fuckload of time to clean up |
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Post by Robin Hood on Jan 11, 2010 17:51:22 GMT -6
GRRRRRR....... fucking birds are BACK!!! Tomorrow I will implement the FINAL solution... I picked up some rat poison and have it dissolving in water and will be treating some birdfood with it and setting it out for the little bastards. I will have a fuckload of dead birds to deal with, but it beats them shitting all over the damn place!!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 12, 2010 6:12:18 GMT -6
Sounds like another "Final Solution" Ive heard of.. good luck with that. You could try waiting until they are all in the garage, close the door and set the whole thing on fire.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 8:54:39 GMT -6
GRRRRRR....... fucking birds are BACK!!! Tomorrow I will implement the FINAL solution... I picked up some rat poison and have it dissolving in water and will be treating some birdfood with it and setting it out for the little bastards If you run out of bird food try hot dogs instead. Simon |
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 9:21:46 GMT -6
I'd run around the garage in a giant chicken suit screaming and flapping my arms.
(posting from the Pre)
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 9:35:24 GMT -6
But Gaz... I'd heard you like to do that anyway regardless of bird infestations or not...
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 12, 2010 9:45:36 GMT -6
... though we have not heard Geri's opinion on this. If there are any PJ Party photos on this out there, please submit
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 9:46:50 GMT -6
That's how I know it works, the downside is all the people leave too. I recommend several Appletons first, to help get into the role. Plus there's a cardo benefit.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 9:49:56 GMT -6
My garage is so cluttered right now all I could do is rotate in one spot.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 9:54:22 GMT -6
Gary in his chicken suit... to the rescue :  Simon |
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 9:54:55 GMT -6
My garage is so cluttered right now all I could do is rotate in one spot.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 10:03:03 GMT -6
My garage is so cluttered right now all I could do is rotate in one spot Still posting with the Pre Palm I see... Simon |
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 10:05:43 GMT -6
... though we have not heard Geri's opinion on this. If there are any PJ Party photos on this out there, please submit I managed to find one of him getting ready for PJ night. Suspenders are on, bra, stockings and panties to follow :  Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 12, 2010 10:08:00 GMT -6
Good chance for "most virginal"
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 10:21:53 GMT -6
This thread is generating a Google Ads banner at the top of my page for a company in the UK called 'Beaver Pest Control'.
I had no idea there were such specialists out there, but bravo to any industrious entrepreneur who can identify and open up such a hard to get at niche.
Simon
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 10:23:52 GMT -6
Here it is :  Simon |
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 10:25:48 GMT -6
Beavers as pests? Never.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 10:27:18 GMT -6
BTW - that's how I stay so trim, it's hot in this suit.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 12, 2010 10:27:55 GMT -6
Bets please on how many time's Gary's Palm Pre will re-post this one. I say two. Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 12, 2010 10:29:15 GMT -6
At least
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 12, 2010 10:29:40 GMT -6
Beavers can be pests if they use too much teeth
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 10:30:40 GMT -6
FYI - If you substitute the leggings for a Speedo, you have formal dinner wear for fantacy fest.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 10:31:45 GMT -6
FYI - If you substitute the leggings for a Speedo, you have formal dinner wear for fantacy fest.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 10:32:09 GMT -6
FYI - If you substitute the leggings for a Speedo, you have formal dinner wear for fantacy fest.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 12, 2010 10:32:28 GMT -6
FYI - If you substitute the leggings for a Speedo, you have formal dinner wear for fantacy fest.
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