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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 14, 2010 10:37:10 GMT -6
...all natural with no artificial preservatives... as Jimmy Dean once said in his TV ads, "I much rather explain the price than pardon the quality"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 14, 2010 10:40:30 GMT -6
Now on the company Web Site: "Don't forget to ask us about our Harvey Korman bacon bits!"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 14, 2010 11:01:46 GMT -6
If you are going to make a food product out of a dead celebrity, none would be more apropos than Phil Hartman.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 14, 2010 19:17:35 GMT -6
Im pretty sure his freshness date expired
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 14, 2010 23:56:16 GMT -6
Jimmy Dean may be dead, but he did have the best website. It had plenty of links.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 15, 2010 6:45:20 GMT -6
Just be sure to cook thoroughly on your firewall.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 15, 2010 8:24:33 GMT -6
The Official Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 15, 2010 8:42:54 GMT -6
Did I hear dueling banjos in the background?
Edited: ...and dont get him started on why hot dogs come in different numbers per package than hot dog buns.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 15, 2010 8:56:04 GMT -6
Edited: ...and dont get him started on why hot dogs come in different numbers per package than hot dog buns. That conundrum has been pretty much answered here.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 15, 2010 9:08:22 GMT -6
Links or patties? Spicy or regular? And what wine goes with each type of sausage? A real nice Cabernet with either type. But since it's Jimmy Dean sausage anything under $3.99 a bottle will do. YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Joe
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 15, 2010 10:00:21 GMT -6
Edited: ...and dont get him started on why hot dogs come in different numbers per package than hot dog buns. That conundrum has been pretty much answered here. An interesting site Jake... here is the kicker to jump start that caller from Texas HOW CAN HE FEED... with only 8 hot dogs?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 20, 2010 8:00:44 GMT -6
This is no tall story, so I'll keep it short -- Manute Bol has ceased to exist. Since he had kidney failure for a few years, you'd think some folks would have him on their list ... but no ...
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 20, 2010 8:31:16 GMT -6
He was off the radar, I think having him on your list should have been a 3 pointer.
BTW- Word from Jimmy Dean's wake... it was a real sausage-fest with everyone standing around singing "Big Bad John"
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 20, 2010 9:15:59 GMT -6
Speaking of which, I wonder if Dean was put in a coffin or if he was just buried in sausage casing?
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Post by nolaflacav on Jun 20, 2010 9:29:30 GMT -6
This is no tall story, so I'll keep it short -- Manute Bol has ceased to exist. Since he had kidney failure for a few years, you'd think some folks would have him on their list ... but no ... I saw Bol in the Orlando airport last fall. I could not get over how tall he was. I have seen Kareem a couple of times at LAX but Manute Bol was definitely a head turner for his size. And from what I read he spent the majority of his money trying to make Sudan a better place. We should have more professional athletes take a look at the example of how Bol tried to live his life.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 20, 2010 10:54:23 GMT -6
This is no tall story, so I'll keep it short -- Manute Bol has ceased to exist. Since he had kidney failure for a few years, you'd think some folks would have him on their list ... but no ... After Gary Coleman, the Grim Reaper needed something to average out his quota.
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Post by Tex on Jun 20, 2010 10:58:02 GMT -6
This is no tall story, so I'll keep it short -- Manute Bol has ceased to exist. Since he had kidney failure for a few years, you'd think some folks would have him on their list ... but no ... I saw Bol in the Orlando airport last fall. I could not get over how tall he was. I have seen Kareem a couple of times at LAX but Manute Bol was definitely a head turner for his size.And from what I read he spent the majority of his money trying to make Sudan a better place. We should have more professional athletes take a look at the example of how Bol tried to live his life. Saw him in the men's room, did you? ;D
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Post by nolaflacav on Jun 20, 2010 14:02:51 GMT -6
I saw Bol in the Orlando airport last fall. I could not get over how tall he was. I have seen Kareem a couple of times at LAX but Manute Bol was definitely a head turner for his size.And from what I read he spent the majority of his money trying to make Sudan a better place. We should have more professional athletes take a look at the example of how Bol tried to live his life. Saw him in the men's room, did you? ;D Let's just say that what happens in the men's room....
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 20, 2010 16:28:24 GMT -6
And did he dribble before shooting?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 21, 2010 5:05:39 GMT -6
When he double dribbled it was foul
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 21, 2010 12:22:27 GMT -6
It was a technical foul and it got him tossed out of the game permanently.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 22, 2010 9:28:12 GMT -6
I wonder if Wooden has gotten Manute to sign a letter of intent yet?
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 22, 2010 12:10:45 GMT -6
I think he is going to wait for Kareem.
Joe
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 28, 2010 5:55:51 GMT -6
Looks like Jake, Tex and Bif have flipped the Byrd at the rest of us...
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Post by Tex on Jun 28, 2010 6:16:14 GMT -6
The hospital put a sheet over his head. He has been there before.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 28, 2010 8:03:39 GMT -6
Adios, you tax-and-spend bastard!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 28, 2010 14:07:27 GMT -6
Now the early worm can get the Byrd.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 29, 2010 0:56:00 GMT -6
Bye bye Byrd. Have a nice trip to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 11, 2010 9:42:27 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 11, 2010 9:46:10 GMT -6
Time for him to get the flock out of here.
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