Post by wareagle on May 20, 2009 11:14:24 GMT -6
The economy is so bad that…
• McDonald's is advertising the new ¼-oncer.
• A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
• Xe's are now playing miniature golf.
• Even people who have nothing to do with the ABM
administration aren't paying their taxes.
• Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• ABM met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Subgroup.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
• Jury duty is now accepted for the great pay.
• Mothers in India are telling their kids, "Finish your food. Do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
• Motel Six stopped leaving the light on.
• The Mafia is forced to lay off judges.
• And finally...Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Ma doff scandal. Great...the guy who made $20-50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
• McDonald's is advertising the new ¼-oncer.
• A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
• Xe's are now playing miniature golf.
• Even people who have nothing to do with the ABM
administration aren't paying their taxes.
• Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• ABM met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Subgroup.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
• Jury duty is now accepted for the great pay.
• Mothers in India are telling their kids, "Finish your food. Do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
• Motel Six stopped leaving the light on.
• The Mafia is forced to lay off judges.
• And finally...Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Ma doff scandal. Great...the guy who made $20-50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.