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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 27, 2005 16:37:26 GMT -6
Girl: Fatwa Boy: Muhammed (Just to keep Bob on his toes) You FUCKING IDIOT! How can you POSSIBLY suggest those names! OUTRAGEOUS!
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 27, 2005 17:22:48 GMT -6
I thought girls born in California were named such as: Bambi, Sunny, Cheri, Muffy, Buffy, Star, Grass, Moonunit, Trixy, ....etc. They are but not around my house!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 28, 2005 12:31:00 GMT -6
This was only a test of our Homeland Security Alert System. This was only a test. I repeat, this was only a test. Please reset your Homeland Security Decoder Rings to the color Brown. That is all.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 2, 2005 12:00:54 GMT -6
This was only a test of our Homeland Security Alert System. This was only a test. I repeat, this was only a test. Please reset your Homeland Security Decoder Rings to the color Brown. That is all. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by greeneyes on Jul 4, 2005 22:44:29 GMT -6
I think that AARP should merge with AANR to form the AANRP......Jake I think it did -- it's called Sunny Rest.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 6, 2005 14:08:14 GMT -6
The Oral-Labial Disciplinary Foundation has merged with the Association for Rounder Testicles to form OLDFART.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jul 6, 2005 19:49:09 GMT -6
No shit?
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 6, 2005 21:01:51 GMT -6
The Oral-Labial Disciplinary Foundation has merged with the Association for Rounder Testicles to form OLDFART. Can they get discounts at restaurants?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 7, 2005 12:43:23 GMT -6
Nope. Sorry to disappoint you. Maybe next time.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 7, 2005 12:45:12 GMT -6
The Oral-Labial Disciplinary Foundation has merged with the Association for Rounder Testicles to form OLDFART. Can they get discounts at restaurants? Yes, but unfortunately, it's limited to purchases of meals that consist of tuna and meatballs.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 7, 2005 21:28:24 GMT -6
Can they get discounts at restaurants? Yes, but unfortunately, it's limited to purchases of meals that consist of tuna and meatballs. Any hair on the meatballs?
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Post by Hazelita on Jul 8, 2005 5:24:57 GMT -6
This is not a grandparent related topic and is being relocated.NOT!!! Gotta love thread drift. But still, I am perplexed. Why is it that you boys can discuss farts, labia, testicles, and hairy meatballs in this thread for everyone's amusement ... and NOT GET ANY SHIT ABOUT IT ... but I get blasted when I do it? Something stinks around here and it isn't Pepe.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 8, 2005 6:23:48 GMT -6
This is not a grandparent related topic and is being relocated.NOT!!! Gotta love thread drift. But still, I am perplexed. Why is it that you boys can discuss farts, labia, testicles, and hairy meatballs in this thread for everyone's amusement ... and NOT GET ANY SHIT ABOUT IT ... but I get blasted when I do it? Something stinks around here and it isn't Pepe. Cause Bob feels left out? Seriously, I didn't know you weren't allowed to join the fun. I'm all for you layin it out there baby!
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Post by Tex on Jul 8, 2005 7:14:59 GMT -6
This is not a grandparent related topic and is being relocated.NOT!!! Gotta love thread drift. But still, I am perplexed. Why is it that you boys can discuss farts, labia, testicles, and hairy meatballs in this thread for everyone's amusement ... and NOT GET ANY SHIT ABOUT IT ... but I get blasted when I do it? Something stinks around here and it isn't Pepe. You are a good girl and can discuss any damn thing you want here.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 8, 2005 10:39:16 GMT -6
Any hair on the meatballs? Well, of course, you can order it that way, but then you lose your discount.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 8, 2005 10:42:22 GMT -6
You are a good girl and can discuss any damn thing you want here. Listen you guys, the next time I go to the trouble of hijacking a perfectly good discussion thread, the least you could do is to stay on the new topic. The jokes lose their context otherwise.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 8, 2005 10:43:46 GMT -6
Why is it that you boys can discuss farts, labia, testicles, and hairy meatballs in this thread for everyone's amusement ... and NOT GET ANY SHIT ABOUT IT ... but I get blasted when I do it? Consider the source.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jul 8, 2005 10:46:19 GMT -6
But still, I am perplexed. Why is it that you boys can discuss farts, labia, testicles, and hairy meatballs in this thread for everyone's amusement ... and NOT GET ANY SHIT ABOUT IT ... but I get blasted when I do it? Hazel, if you want to talk about farts, labia, testicles and hairy meatball, you go right ahead and jump in with both feet. Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 8, 2005 14:04:57 GMT -6
... you go right ahead and jump in with both feet Farts, labia & testicles are fine, but no talk about feet, please.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 8, 2005 14:39:12 GMT -6
Honey Lamb, I believe it was only one person who gave you shit for bringing up farts, and she doesn't make the rules around here......Jake
Related movie quote: "Rules?? In a knife fight?!?!"
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Post by Harrybutt on Jul 8, 2005 15:11:05 GMT -6
"Honey lamb"
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jul 8, 2005 15:45:46 GMT -6
Honey Lamb, I believe it was only one person who gave you shit for bringing up farts, and she doesn't make the rules around here......Jake Related movie quote: "Rules?? In a knife fight?!?!"If that's a question, the answer is None and bring a Gun. ;D ;D Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jul 8, 2005 18:01:06 GMT -6
... who gave you shit for bringing up farts ... I liked this part better than "Honey Lamb", quite frankly.
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Post by Hazelita on Jul 8, 2005 18:54:59 GMT -6
... but no talk about feet, please. I totally agree!!!
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Post by greeneyes on Jul 8, 2005 19:51:17 GMT -6
'cause you started it (fart noises); and because I haven't been around in a week or so to chastise the others. But now I see that fart jokes are appropriate in an announcement of a new baby. Nothing personal. (Nah. It is personal. Oh well.)
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Post by Lady Irie on Jul 8, 2005 20:15:21 GMT -6
Jake, did you recently appoint "Protocol Police" and not tell us? I would think that would be quite the oxymoron.
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Post by jdmcowan on Jul 8, 2005 21:12:21 GMT -6
... but no talk about feet, please. I totally agree!!! Hey! Wait a second! Why no talk about feet?!?!? Jeremy
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 8, 2005 23:47:31 GMT -6
Jake, did you recently appoint "Protocol Police" and not tell us? I would think that would be quite the oxymoron. Abso-fuckin-lutley NOT!! There is no protocol around these here parts. The TNMC is all about letting the inmates run the asylum, and giving the whackos enough rope to hang themselves with. (If you'll pardon my ending a sentence with a preposition.) Have at it......Jake
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 8, 2005 23:50:05 GMT -6
I totally agree!!! Hey! Wait a second! Why no talk about feet?!?!? Jeremy Jeremy, I'm sure no slur was intended at your noble profession. Carry on, sir......Jake P.S. - If memory serves, he's a shoe salesman, a la Al Bundy
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Post by Hazelita on Jul 9, 2005 5:38:46 GMT -6
Jeremy, are you the podiatrist Jakey met at his last party? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply that feet are gross. Well, some people's feet are. But discussion about feet inevitably turns to toe-sucking, a fetish I don't understand and totally abhor. Now, if you are a shoesalesman ... I have a huge SHOE FETISH!!! As soon as my foot gets back to it's normal size (still somewhat swollen after breaking my toe 3 weeks ago) I'd like to see what you got in a size 6-1/2. BTW, do you sell baby shoes? Maybe Joe (he's gonna be a GRANDPARENT, y'know?) can buy some baby shoes for his new grandchild. (This was my futile attempt to get this thread back on track before someone closes it. Oh wait! Wrong board ... tee hee).
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