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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 5, 2005 12:37:47 GMT -6
Well shit we just got some great news.
Our youngest daughter and her husband just came by and told us the Denice and I are going to be Grandparents in February.
Denice is beside herself with happiness and I feel like an old fart.
Better hide the credit cards form the old lady(hey that fits real well now) because I see mucho bucks being spent in the coming months ahead.
Joe.
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Post by Mickey on Jun 5, 2005 20:52:15 GMT -6
Congratulations, you old fart!!!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 5, 2005 22:40:50 GMT -6
Holy Shit! I still have trouble fathoming folks I consider my peers being freaking PARENTS, let alone GRANDparents!
Congratulations, Joe and Denice, despite that I am freaked out. And I can say, in all sincerity... better YOU than MOI!......Jake
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 6, 2005 9:28:37 GMT -6
Congratulations Joe!!
Simon
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 6, 2005 17:16:00 GMT -6
That's terrific news, Joe. Congrats to you and the missus. I'm sure once you see your little grandchild you will be just the happiest and goofiest grandpa around.
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Post by Tex on Jun 6, 2005 19:12:15 GMT -6
We are happy for you. Neither of my sons has children yet (although there was one little scare when the oldest was in high school ) Spoil the grandchildren and have fun.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 6, 2005 21:11:49 GMT -6
Thanks everyone. Now that the reality has set in we both are very excited.
Denice is already starting to make a list of things to buy so I better hope that we have a bumper crop of grapes this year to pay for everything.
One good thing about grandchildren, you can spoil them and then send them home and let their folks deal with it.
Talk about paybacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
He who laugh's last laugh's best. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Joe
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 7, 2005 11:19:02 GMT -6
Joe - congratz on the great news. BTW, any idea who the father is? Denice is already starting to make a list of things to buy so I better hope that we have a bumper crop of grapes this year to pay for everything. Don't forget to pick up a Turd Twister. I hear it's all the rage these days.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 7, 2005 21:04:21 GMT -6
Joe - congratz on the great news. BTW, any idea who the father is? Thanks BB. You will have to ask my daughter that question, but if you value your life, I wouldn't!!!!!! Only you would think of buying something like that for a baby. Joe.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jun 7, 2005 22:37:00 GMT -6
Hearty congratulations JD. Guess that destroys the plans to move to this neck of the woods Does make me wonder what the grandparent ratio at Hedo is on any given week or even during Lifestyles weeks....hmmmmm
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 8, 2005 7:21:16 GMT -6
Does make me wonder what the grandparent ratio at Hedo is on any given week or even during Lifestyles weeks....hmmmmm I bet it is higher than we think it is. Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 8, 2005 9:18:59 GMT -6
I bet it is higher than we think it is. There is a bright side to this, tho: - fewer women on the rag
- greater chance of getting a gum job
- better likelihood someone will be able to loan you Viagra in case you run out
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Post by Hedo69 on Jun 8, 2005 11:18:35 GMT -6
Congrats Joe and Denice!!!! And of course to your sweet lil girl. Being as how I am currently working with two (yes two ) pregnant ladies that are due in July, I truly hope it is an awesome experience for all around!! heh heh So when are you due to become old and feeble (in other words, grandparents?) Deb
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 8, 2005 12:00:46 GMT -6
So when are you due to become old and feeble (in other words, grandparents?) Deb Thanks Deb, Late January, Early February. Denice has been wish for one for the last year, and she got her wish. Joe.
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 8, 2005 14:13:14 GMT -6
Has anyone noticed that all of a sudden the ads at the top of this page are about fart dolls and fart machines?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 8, 2005 14:59:28 GMT -6
Has anyone noticed that all of a sudden the ads at the top of this page are about fart dolls and fart machines? Yes. Grandparents = Old Farts Very literal - minded, this ad-banner engine. That term is used a couple of times in this thread, you cute little fart, you. Too bad it didn't pick up on the Turd Twister, tho ...
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 8, 2005 15:26:49 GMT -6
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Post by Harrybutt on Jun 8, 2005 17:44:03 GMT -6
There is a bright side to this, tho: - fewer women on the rag
- greater chance of getting a gum job
- better likelihood someone will be able to loan you Viagra in case you run out
;D ;D ;D Good one BB
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Post by DT on Jun 8, 2005 22:21:38 GMT -6
Congrats to you and the family Joe.
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Post by Irish Eyes on Jun 8, 2005 23:55:30 GMT -6
Oh, you poor barren thing! Just because parenthood passed you by, and now your peers are becoming grandparents, you feel a need to insert fart sounds. Well, whatever works to fill the hole in you. Kind of sucky that you besmirched Joe's happy thread with fart sounds. Sucks to be you. Love, Denise.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 11, 2005 23:44:32 GMT -6
Again thank you to everyone here for the best wishes to Denice and I and our grandchild. When the time comes I will let you all know if it's a boy or a girl.
Jake, I need some suggestions for good Cigars?
Denise this is the last time I reply to one of your post. I hope everyone else here does the same.
Your remark was uncalled for and unjustified. What the fuck is up your ass? Can't you go on line when you are not so fucking drunk that you have no idea of what you are doing.? Why must you insult everyone one on this board that you encounter.? There is no call for that type of behavor.
Actually it must really suck to be you. Think about it, look in the mirror.
Joe.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 12, 2005 0:08:38 GMT -6
Joe, cigars are a very personal thing, it's hard to make a recommendation other than "smoke whatever tastes good to YOU". However, that being said, I will still give you a recommendation. Royal Jamaica is a nice brand, not too expensive, mild smoke, most people like it, and it's JAMAICAN, goddammit!!
Hoping you enjoy your little bundle of joy as much as I know you will......Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 12, 2005 0:25:56 GMT -6
Joe, cigars are a very personal thing, it's hard to make a recommendation other than "smoke whatever tastes good to YOU". Thanks Jake. Not much of a Cigar person but I have a couple of idea's. All that I know is that the Tijuana Smalls that I used to smoke years ago won't work. ;D ;D Joe.
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 12, 2005 6:50:11 GMT -6
Denise this is the last time I reply to one of your post. I hope everyone else here does the same. Your remark was uncalled for and unjustified. What the fuck is up your ass? Can't you go on line when you are not so fucking drunk that you have no idea of what you are doing.? Why must you insult everyone one on this board that you encounter.? There is no call for that type of behavor. Actually it must really suck to be you. Think about it, look in the mirror. Actually, I think it's fucking GREAT to be me!!! Thanks, oh exalted Joe, for coming to my rescue but it's not necessary. The fart sounds, inserted as a direct reply to BB calling me a cute fart and having absolutely NADA to do with my not having kids ... (what a fucking stretch!) did not besmirch this happy thread. I'm sure if it had Joe himself would have told me so, as he doesn't seem to have a problem with telling ANYBODY, even cute farts like me, where to go ... right, Joe?
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 12, 2005 9:05:25 GMT -6
Denise this is the last time I reply to one of your post. I hope everyone else here does the same. Your remark was uncalled for and unjustified. What the fuck is up your ass? Can't you go on line when you are not so fucking drunk that you have no idea of what you are doing.? Why must you insult everyone one on this board that you encounter.? There is no call for that type of behavor. Actually it must really suck to be you. Think about it, look in the mirror. Actually, I think it's fucking GREAT to be me!!! Thanks, oh exalted Joe, for coming to my rescue but it's not necessary. The fart sounds, inserted as a direct reply to BB calling me a cute fart and having absolutely NADA to do with my not having kids ... (what a fucking stretch!) did not besmirch this happy thread. I'm sure if it had Joe himself would have told me so, as he doesn't seem to have a problem with telling ANYBODY, even cute farts like me, where to go ... right, Joe? You got that right you cute fart. ;D ;D ;D Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 13, 2005 10:16:24 GMT -6
Joe, cigars are a very personal thing ... i That's very true. Just ask Monica Lewinsky.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 13, 2005 11:14:25 GMT -6
Ah, Screw it! I don't care if you ARE just a guest! I Smite Thee, I Smite Thee, I Smite Thee! There. That oughtta work.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 14, 2005 8:24:42 GMT -6
Denise, I've never called you out on any of your far-fetched statements before. This one about Hazel is so insidious, I must come out of my one-day retirement from Karma and SMITE THEE too. (good one, BB!)
I might be put on your shit list for my being appalled at your comment, but I'd rather that than not finally say something.
You've been incredibly mean-hearted to many people over the years. Your snottiness to people like Hazel (and Diane) does not give you credibility, but it does reflect your character.
Please consider the difference between what you call honesty and contrast that with kindness.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 14, 2005 16:24:06 GMT -6
LOOK OUT fella's we got us a BIG CAT FIGHT brewing! The PUSSY WILL FLY!
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 14, 2005 21:22:53 GMT -6
Oh, you poor barren thing! Just because parenthood passed you by, and now your peers are becoming grandparents, you feel a need to insert fart sounds. Well, whatever works to fill the hole in you. Kind of sucky that you besmirched Joe's happy thread with fart sounds. Sucks to be you. Love, Denise. NASTY NASTY NASTY! (GREAT GOD, how did I NOT see this?) Denise, while flashing your pussy at me while I righteously sang "You've Lost That Fucking Feeling" I noticed a HUGE hemmorhoid pokin' up your ass! What gives, girl? Do you just LOVE to make an ASS of yourself, or are you trying to win some kinda award here? Get some PREP H QUICK! DAMN GIRL! You are ONE LOOSE CANNON! A monthy period ain't enough for you is it? You GOTTA FUCK over as many people as you can, Don't'cha? I don't know what it is, but EASE UP before you IMPLODE! Doctors orders! ...............Bob
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