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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 19, 2009 2:00:19 GMT -6
Got any good geeky jokes? I have a few. Here's one to start:
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René Descartes was having a few drinks in a bar. The waiter asked him if he'd like another.
Descartes said, "I think not," and disappeared.
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Okay, your turn.....Jake
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Post by ladydi2153 on Jan 19, 2009 7:09:40 GMT -6
Q- Who was the first computer technician?
A- Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 19, 2009 7:46:00 GMT -6
Q: How many programmers does it take to ch-ch-change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.
Edited: That one is lame, but its the one I always remember first. This is my favorite
Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by the police with a radar gun. The policeman says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 19, 2009 7:50:06 GMT -6
Ascii stupid question, get a stupid Ansi
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 19, 2009 7:59:22 GMT -6
One night, sin, tan and cos are sitting together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't with the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 19, 2009 10:15:43 GMT -6
René Descartes died when he caught venereal disease from a prostitute.
The moral to this story:
Never put Descartes before the whores.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 19, 2009 10:18:39 GMT -6
Q: How many programmers does it take to ch-ch-change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem. As a Quality Assurance Engineer, the other side of the Light Bulb Joke coin is this: Q: How many software testers does it take to ch-ch-change a light bulb? A: None. It's a trick question -- the tester's job is only to report that the room is dark, not to fix the problem. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 19, 2009 11:07:15 GMT -6
A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem.
The biologist observed the chickens, concluding, "I can tell you there's something wrong with your chickens, but I don't know what's causing it."
The chemist took fluid samples from the chickens back to his lab, and returned saying, "I can tell you what's infecting your chickens, but I don't know how they got it or how to cure it."
Meanwhile, the physicist had been sitting on the floor, scribbling madly on several notebooks worth of paper. Suddenly, he jumped up, exclaiming, "I have the answer, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."
.......Jake (who would remind you that there are 10 types of people in the world: those that can read binary and those that can't.)
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 19, 2009 11:27:33 GMT -6
The variation on that joke:
A chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are driving cross-country.
Suddenly, in the middle of nowhere, the car breaks down and comes to a complete halt. All three engineers immediately try to solve the problem.
"It's the fluids", the chemical engineer says, "I bet if I checked the fluids in the car, that would show why it broke down".
"No", says the electrical engineer, "It's an electrical problem -- if I tested the electrical system in the car, that would explain the breakdown".
Finally, the software engineer chimes in: "How about we just all get out of the car and get back in again?"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 23, 2009 17:47:59 GMT -6
Q: Why are computer geeks confused about Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because OCT 31 and DEC 25 mean the same thing to them.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 23, 2009 18:01:05 GMT -6
;D 11001
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