Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 17, 2008 16:32:59 GMT -6
Get In The Kitchen, Bitches!
Recipes include the following:
Tired of all the cookbooks written by wholesome and sweet chefs that make you want to smack them in the face with a frying pan? Well… you’re in luck! I’m not gonna coddle you, hold your hand or even tell you that you look hot in an apron. I’m not your momma, sweetheart. I’m your daddy!
Stop wasting money eating out and ordering in. Don’t have the time to cook? Don’t like cooking? Quit your damn whining and Get in the Kitchen!
It is my hope that this book will take you from the lowly, pathetic, piece of crap cook you are today to one that can prepare a meal simply by feeling your way through it. It is the aim of this book to train and discipline you, so that you not only act like a cook, but can actually be one.
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Recipes are Rated According to Your Skill Level
All recipes are rated on a beginner-friendly scale so that even an idiot, I mean a novice like you can figure out which one to attempt. Here’s how it works:
· Dumb Ass– These are meant for the culinary challenged. Even you can make these meals…. Dumb Ass!
· The Little Chef That Could– I think you can, I think you can!
· Are You F%@king Kidding Me?- These might take a little extra time- and a brain. While these recipes are definitely a challenge, they can be mastered by all. Don't be a wimpy piece of trash. Try one!
Stop wasting money eating out and ordering in. Don’t have the time to cook? Don’t like cooking? Quit your damn whining and Get in the Kitchen!
It is my hope that this book will take you from the lowly, pathetic, piece of crap cook you are today to one that can prepare a meal simply by feeling your way through it. It is the aim of this book to train and discipline you, so that you not only act like a cook, but can actually be one.
...
Recipes are Rated According to Your Skill Level
All recipes are rated on a beginner-friendly scale so that even an idiot, I mean a novice like you can figure out which one to attempt. Here’s how it works:
· Dumb Ass– These are meant for the culinary challenged. Even you can make these meals…. Dumb Ass!
· The Little Chef That Could– I think you can, I think you can!
· Are You F%@king Kidding Me?- These might take a little extra time- and a brain. While these recipes are definitely a challenge, they can be mastered by all. Don't be a wimpy piece of trash. Try one!
Recipes include the following:
- South of My Border Pasta
- Bend Me over Beef
- Lick My Boots Lamb
- Miso Honee Stir-Fry
- Eat Me! Eggplant
- Poke Me! Pork
- Hurt Me! Hen
- Love You Long Time Pork Ribs
- Pull My Finger Pork
- Pistol Whip Pasta
- Drunken Indian Chicken
- The Saucy Russian
- The Special Saucy Russian
- Trailer Park Chicken Marsala
- Chicken With Fungus
- Vijay Rodriguez’s Tacos
- On Your Knees! Chicken
- Spicy Young Thang Meatloaf
- New Dehli Meatloaf
- Begg Me!