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Post by Christinko on Oct 21, 2006 9:13:04 GMT -6
A friend rec'd this email below re: rubber bracelets that mark what your sexual proclivity is. Oh geesh! They don't even have one for the inverted pile driver. What good are they? Subject: HEDO II Nov Hi guys! We own www.sbands.com. We are going to be in hedo 2 on NOV 7th and in HEDO3 on the 11th ( for lovevoddoo fest). We have promised free sbands for HEDO III on the 11th and want to hand them out while we are at HEDO II on the 7th. If you are interested in getting free bands just let us know which one you will like and we will bring it with us. We think the bands are a lot of fun and hope you do too. Let us know if you like one and we will email you how to get it while you are there (FREE of Course). Check out the sbands at www.sbands.com Please send this email to anyone going to HEDO on the 7th -11th. Jule and Ric |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 21, 2006 9:23:02 GMT -6
I'm glad you posted this, think of the fun we could have with bracelets! Speaking of inverted pile driver, we did so last night. It was the fifth time! Always fun!
The joy, laughter, tears and drama, all this just trying to "get it in!"
We give you and Merlot Joe credit for this. Geri and I drank a bottle of Clos Chardonnay with dinner and the kids went to bed early for a ch-ch-change. (Our daughter had PSAT exam this morning and our son was exhausted from watching play off baseball this week)
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Oct 21, 2006 9:23:26 GMT -6
hell, not only do they not have the inverted pile driver, they don't have anything that marks a single female
Zilla (who is very sad when people exclude my catagory)
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 21, 2006 9:24:49 GMT -6
I'd make my own braclet, a real freak flag. This way people would step to the side when I'm trying to get a drink at Delroy's
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Oct 21, 2006 9:27:49 GMT -6
correction, they do have one for single females, you just have to scroll waaaaaay down the page to the bottom, and they are fucking neon pink. blech
Zilla (who feels better for being included, but probably won't be wearing those any time soon)
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Post by Christinko on Oct 21, 2006 9:29:08 GMT -6
I have pink between my legs on a good day...does that count?
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Post by Christinko on Oct 21, 2006 9:30:10 GMT -6
Gary....I just can't tell you enough how proud and envious I am of you! You go, boy!
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Oct 21, 2006 9:32:47 GMT -6
I have pink between my legs on a good day...does that count? is THAT where we are supposed to wear these bands???   Zilla (who for some reason is thinking "hey rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat") |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 21, 2006 9:46:12 GMT -6
It has to be a specific "hardness", much like the way people prefer the consistency of their ice cream. If it's rock hard it's a tough bend to make. If it's to soft, well....I'd call 9-1-1. It has to be just hard enough, just like the head that sits on top of my neck.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 21, 2006 9:52:53 GMT -6
I have pink between my legs on a good day...does that count? Yes, but how inconvenient it will be sitting with your legs spread so people will know your proclivity. Also consider trying to walk that way and how you might look in the main dining room during dinner with your legs open. Go with the bracelet. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 21, 2006 9:56:00 GMT -6
Gary....I just can't tell you enough how proud and envious I am of you! You go, boy! Anyone with a penis can do it. Just bend and gyrate, it works and feels like magic. All 12 seconds. |
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Post by Tex on Oct 22, 2006 21:56:12 GMT -6
I'm afraid I'll get fucked up down there and meet someone and can't remember whether they like shrimp or want to bite my wife's ass. Amusing but complicated.
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Post by Christinko on Oct 22, 2006 22:01:42 GMT -6
And as a girlfriend pointed out--so many men are colorblind that confusion/mistakes could be rampant.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 24, 2006 21:14:43 GMT -6
I'm afraid I'll get fucked up down there and meet someone and can't remember whether they like shrimp or want to bite my wife's ass. Put me down for both.  |
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Post by Irish Eyes on Oct 24, 2006 21:19:32 GMT -6
Way too complicated. How 'bout an old fashioned "Hey, wanna fuck?"
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 24, 2006 21:30:10 GMT -6
That is much more simple, but everyone loves bracelets anyway.
I saw a guy at H2 with 5 lbs (his information) of jewelry on his privates, he made sure people noticed him. You could hear him walking as the chains and piercings clanged together. He sounded like a mall Santa collecting for the Salvation Army as he came down the beach. He was a regular 21st. century Mr. T.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 24, 2006 21:33:12 GMT -6
Way too complicated. How 'bout an old fashioned "Hey, wanna fuck?" Now that you mention it, even if your bracelets do correspond to each other, you still have to ask those words. |
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Post by Tex on Oct 24, 2006 22:03:09 GMT -6
I'm afraid I'll get fucked up down there and meet someone and can't remember whether they like shrimp or want to bite my wife's ass. Put me down for both. Lime green with orange stripes. No problem. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 24, 2006 22:15:29 GMT -6
Hey, do you remember that old Camel cigarette ad? "I'd walk a mile to smoke a Camel" Well I'd swim to H2 to bite a nice ass. Another fantasy  |
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