My P2K Problem

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You folks may have noticed that I haven’t been posting recently. The reason is because I have been suffering through what I call a “P2K Problem” – in other words, I’ve had difficulty pinching out my 2000th post on this here very fine message board (or, as my heavily-stroked ego prefers to think of it, “the massage board”). Why did I stop at #1999 and delay #2000, you might ask? I can succinctly sum it up for you in two words: Performance Anxiety. I wanted to make #2000 something special, but for the life of me, I could not think of what would be appropriate (or inappropriate, depending on your perspective on matters).

So, with the help of my trusty proctologist (a very busy man, as you might imagine), I have dug DEEP into the cavernous Bukkake Archives and pulled out the following: my recent posts over on “the other place”, which I present for those of you who missed them during their all-too-brief but fabled existence; also, for those of you who spotted them originally, this will give you a chance to experience and enjoy them all over again, in all their magnificent splendor and glory.

So, please join me now as we celebrate my 2000th post with “The Best of BB” …

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Post #1 I dedicated to my late mother, who (had she lived) would’ve turned 82 this past summer. She never actually went to Hedo and I wondered what it would’ve been like had I taken her. Most notable about this thread was how comfortable Sunlovers felt with being so openly hostile to me (clearly, this woman is avoiding dealing with some very serious issues. But as usual, I digress. Hey! I’m thread-drifting in my own post! Nice touch, eh?) Here, then, is the topic I titled, “Depends”:

Author Topic: Depends
Bukkake__Boy
Junior Member
Member # 9096

posted September 14, 2005 07:28 PM

Hiya, Everybody! Hope you can help ...

I'll be going to Hedo2 for New Year's this year and my date is gonna be none other than my dear, beloved gray-haired 82 year old mom! WOW! We both wanna spend time over on the nude beach, only thing is because of her age, she has to wear to Depend adult undergarments. Will she be allowed on the beach like that? Will we be shunned? She's a sweet old gal and I'd hate to see her disappointed ...

Hello, LOU.
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swflcouple
Member
Member # 8660

posted September 14, 2005 07:33 PM

Bukkake_Boy bring plenty of grocery bags for Mommas depends..... hehehe
Oh and make sure the staff remembers to supply you with plenty of ensure- wouldnt want mom getting sick from lack of protein

[ September 14, 2005, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: swflcouple ]

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"All I wanted was a melon"
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Sunlovers
Member
Member # 14

September 14, 2005 08:23 PM
Just what is it about the word NUDE that you don't understand? [Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]


Ouch. I must say that last one rather hurt my feelings. Oh, well … BTW, did you notice my signature line? Greeting a special friend of ours (although I guess it wasn’t there long enough for him to see it, unfortunately … ) …

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I dedicated my 2nd post to my pals on the TNMC message board. Both its title and its content should be obvious.


Author Topic: Too Many Connections
Bukkake__Boy
Junior Member
Member # 9096

posted September 14, 2005 07:30 PM

Howdy, Folks! I'm a new member and was just wondering ... is it OK to talk about poo here?

Thanks in advance for your help ...

Hello, LOU!
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roy
Member
Member # 51

posted September 14, 2005 08:08 PM
Yes it is...as a mtter of fact, it's encouraged

roy

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swflcouple
Member
Member # 8660

posted September 14, 2005 08:14 PM BB what kind of "poo" do u prefer?

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Wow! That swflcouple sure does get around, eh? Two posts and they responded to both of ‘em! Rather impressive, I’d say …

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My final post was the one that wound up getting the most responses (5 in total). In it, I queried the group about the demographics at Hedo2. The name of this topic was “Canadians”.


Author Topic: Canadians
Bukkake__Boy
Junior Member
Member # 9096

posted September 14, 2005 07:34 PM
Hello!

I'm planning my first big trip to Hedo2 in a few months and I was wondering:

Do they allow Canadians there?

I'm really not terribly fond of Canadians and it would ruin my trip immensely if I found out they were allowed there.

Hope it ain't so!

Hello, LOU!

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swflcouple
Member
Member # 8660

posted September 14, 2005 07:46 PM
Oh my god someone wouldn't like Canadians? that can't be true! everyone loves a "Canadian"

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Chris H
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Member # 516

posted September 14, 2005 07:48 PM
They allow any members of the human race. That is the only defining need for admittance. Since I live north of Canada and enjoy watching the Canadian Laidback Lifestyle, I find your request not with the correct Jamaican attitude.

Maximum Respect!

You will find that is the only way to achieve the true Hedo Spirit.

PS We are not sure that the Vinnies or Wallies are redeemable back to the human race.

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swflcouple
Member
Member # 8660

posted September 14, 2005 07:54 PM

quote:Originally posted by Chris H:
PS We are not sure that the Vinnies or Wallies are redeemable back to the human race.

They should have plastic bands that beep and glow so we know when to scatter..... Maybe a beep like those large trucks when they come near ppl or objects. That way you'll know when they are lurking.......

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HolidayHam
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Member # 3841

posted September 14, 2005 08:07 PM
Not to worry Bukkake_Boy you will be able to spot me.... I will be the one apologizing to the staff for your rude arrogant behaviour. Plus I'll have Maple Syrup on my gerbil.

Maybe we can meet at a resort in Cuba.... Oh wait... never mind. LOL
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swflcouple
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posted September 14, 2005 08:10 PM hahahhahaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahah

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Damn! 3-for-3, swflcouple! Good for you!

Hmm, I wonder if that login is still good? Might come in handy in case I need it for future use ...

Well, I guess that’s it … my 2000th post. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to you.

And oh … BTW …

HELLO, LOU![/size]

[Merlot Joe]

It's about time junior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Joe.

[Hazelita]

I definitely FARTED OUT LOUD when I guffawed at this post. Thanks, BB, for making me laugh. You are hilarious. And congratulations on the most perfect 2000th post. Performance Anxiety!?!?!? My ass!

[Hazelita]

P.S. -- It was great to see you at the party this weekend. Glad you like the appetizers!

[Captain Gary]

BB,

How long did it take you to decide which forum this belonged in?

[Chicago Jake]

Good job, BB; nice way to mark the milestone. Brings a tear to the eye, especially if you have a delicate sense of smell. Congrats on adding Great Googly-Moogly status to your Grand Poo-bah-ness......Jake

[Lady Irie]

Congratulations on finally posting "the big one". I guess this means I'll have to let the hostage go....

[BB]

hazelita said:

P.S. -- It was great to see you at the party this weekend. Glad you like the appetizers!

Great seeing you, too, as well as that fuzzy-faced Italian guy what you brung witcha. And thanks for allowing me to attend. Sorry to hear that we'll have a long wait before the next one, but if Sunlovers promises to bring another one of her BB Burritos, I might just be able to make an appearance.

[BB Again]

gary said:

BB,

How long did it take you to decide which forum this belonged in?

Gary, it was a no-brainer. After all -- look at the description for this forum:

Sound Off!!!
This is your place to shout it out! You exist, dammit, and that should be enough! Let 'em all know, the bastards!!

Where else would it go?

[BB Defiantly Not Logging In]

sunlovers said:

I guess this means I'll have to let the hostage go....

I take it that's yet another euphemism for being constipated?

Well, in that case ... don't hold back, sister, let freedom ring!

[innit Geezer]

BB,

Congratulations on P2K...I always enjoy your angle and your just getting warmed up.

[Christinko]

I suppose, BB, that it can only go down the drain from here then after this magnificent blow-out?

PS: Have you ever studied the effect of the Coriolis force on your poo as it spins down the crapper?

[Chicago Jake]

I'm sure you are all left wondering: after squeezing out 2000 posts and achieving Great Googly-Moogly status, what is the next plateau? And what moniker comes with it? I guess you'll all just have to wait and see, as the power-posters vie for position.......Jake

[Ardbeg... innit]

Congrats BB, It was worth the wait. And I was just about to suggest to Jake that he ch-ch-change the threshold for the Great Googly-Moogly status to 1,999 posts, just to help you past the barrier (sorta like having to flush twice)

[Cherbunny]

It was a mesmerizing poo....errr...post BB. The teasing farts before the big one dropped, brought tears to my eyes.

Hugs~
Cher

And a Karma point for dear old Mom.......

[Lady Irie]

NOOOOORRRRRMMMAAAAAANNN!

[Hazelita]

Looks like BB is never going to log in again. He likes keeping his post-count at 2000. Must be something about round figures.

[Lady Irie]

Must be that P2K thing. . .

[Christinko]

If BB never posts as himself again does that make him anal retentive? (and, as the old joke goes--is that hyphenated or not...or in BB's case: colonated).

And we don't know if he likes round figures or lean ones because he's so blood secretive--for that matter, the master de poopage won't even fess up how he wipes himself.

[BBs Proctologist]

Ma'am, I can assure you he does NOT wipe.

I can't believe I spent all these years in medical school for this ...

[Carla]

My goodness! I can't believe some of you are up to one- and two-thousand posts. Ain't that some shit! I don't know if I'll ever make it that far. I just don't have that much shit to talk about!!

Hey, since I'll never ever reach that many posts and as such will never get to be a "Great Googly-Moogly Ultra-Member", can I just be a "Member Lover"? ;D

Carla

[Chicago Jake]

Your whim is my command......Jake

[Carla]

Yea!!!

I do so love a good member.

Hehehehe!

[Irish Stu]

Damn it BB, log in as yourself again and get posting!! I'm looking forward to seeing what you got planned for your 3000th post

Simon