New required Hedo wear

[Ardbeg... innit]

This should make every guy the hit of the beach.. required hot tub wear...
Crazy Ass Sex Toys

The Accommodator



What it is: A rubber strap-on dildo you wear on your chin "to assist oral pleasure."

What it does: You're supposed to use it to fuck your girlfriend while you eat her out... provided she can stop laughing at you once you put it on.

Who uses it: Guys who can't get it up cuz they ran out of Viagra and have to make it up to their girlfriends by giving them face.

Other uses: At Halloween wear it on your nose for a Pinocchio costume, or just go as "Crazy Dildo Face".

[Irish Stu]

It would look better worn on the forehead.

Simon

[innit Geezer]

It should come with a neck brace for afterwards and injury release form.

[Ardbeg... innit]

I think that it would probably make the drink line at the bars disappear pretty quick

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Oct 3, 2008 5:46:57 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

This should make every guy the hit of the beach.. required hot tub wear...

Never mind the beach or the hot tub. I'd wear it at the airport on my trip to MBJ. That'll teach those TSA bastards to try to search me!

[Ardbeg... innit]

It would look better with a propeller on the end, and you could probably hide a small bottle of vodka in it too

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Only if the bottle was no more than 3 ounces.

[Merlot Joe]

Oct 3, 2008 5:56:13 GMT -6 innit Geezer said:

It should come with a neck brace for afterwards and injury release form.

Whiplash anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Joe