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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 14:09:46 GMT -6
Recipe:
1. Slice off your nipples
(Note: depending on how crunchy you like your salad, you may want to get additional nipples from family, friends, co-workers, neighbors, government employees and pets)
2. Toss your nipples (all of them) into a hot frying pan with bubbling oil
(Note: depending on the size, shape and number of nipples, you might be better off using a deep fryer)
3. Fry your nipples until your nipples are hard
4. Drain the oil from your nipples and set them on a paper towel in order to allow all of the excess nipple oil to be absorbed
5. Once the fried nipples have cooled, collect them in a bowl and sprinkle them over your favorite salad like croutons or dip them in some delicious mango salsa for a tasty snack
Bon appétit!
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 14:14:47 GMT -6
Sounds delicious! Also try boiled scrotum dumplings with a touch of soy sauce. They also can be fried but in the name of health...
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 14:37:31 GMT -6
Now you're being disgusting.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 14:50:29 GMT -6
Disgusting!? Do you have to fry everything?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 14:53:28 GMT -6
I prefer hard nipples.
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 29, 2008 14:56:37 GMT -6
Before slicing off any nipples I suggest tweaking them to check for freshness. This test can also be used on strangers prior to asking them if they'd like to donate their nipples to you.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 15:09:10 GMT -6
Before slicing off any nipples I suggest tweaking them to check for freshness. I hope we can look forward to seeing Joe Biden doing this with his opponent on the Vice Presidential debates. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 15:28:04 GMT -6
Palin only has to bat her eyes at him and he'll fall apart. It would work on me! (I love that sexy librarian look) She makes the Dewy Decimal system downright sexy.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 15:39:51 GMT -6
Ah, but can she make Fried Nipple Chip Surprise? I don't think so.
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 29, 2008 15:46:46 GMT -6
Before slicing off any nipples I suggest tweaking them to check for freshness. I hope we can look forward to seeing Joe Biden doing this with his opponent on the Vice Presidential debates. On his rise to power Tony Blair was a big fan of tweaking his female opponent's nipples, unlike the great Margaret Thatcher whose preference was to administer the classic two-fingered nipple twist. Sadly, our present day prime minister, the dour Scottish loser Gordon Brown, has broken with this quaint old political tradition and instead performs a crude simultaneous grab of both breasts whilst making honking sounds. Simon |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 15:59:11 GMT -6
Ah, but can she make Fried Nipple Chip Surprise? If she can shoot and field dress a moose, removing and frying nipples should be a snap. Being old fashioned, I bet she isn't shy with the salt shaker and that isn't healthy. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 16:02:38 GMT -6
I hope we can look forward to seeing Joe Biden doing this with his opponent on the Vice Presidential debates. So, in other words, he's more like Churchill? |
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 29, 2008 16:06:36 GMT -6
Very much so, and thankfully not at all like dear old Edward Heath who greeted his male opponents with the single-handed crotch clutch.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 16:12:28 GMT -6
That was very old school, dating back to King Edward VI, I believe.
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 29, 2008 16:21:15 GMT -6
That's correct, and it's been a royal favourite ever since that is often copied by our footballing heroes :  Simon |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 16:33:44 GMT -6
It's gratifying to see that some traditions never die. For some time, it was feared that The Foreskin Tug would go the way of the dinosaur once circumcision became a common practice.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 16:36:53 GMT -6
I was at a party Saturday night were all the girls started dancing and squeezing each others parts. They put on a great show and they did seem to have a good time. The girls were at a wedding shower that had a stripper and lots of booze was served. (surprise, surprise ) Maybe the stripper got them worked up?
Then they came over to where us guys were (a few houses over), they all had name tags which said things like: loves cock, old whore, sexy Leslie, double D, young whore, face sitter etc....
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 29, 2008 16:46:06 GMT -6
We wear those same name tags at our office staff meetings.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 17:18:37 GMT -6
They danced to this:
and this:
and this odd mood killer:
this was popular:
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 29, 2008 17:35:09 GMT -6
I dont understand this.. If I slice off the nipples in my family, how will I sharpen my knives in the future?
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 17:37:54 GMT -6
Use a toenail clipper Gordo! That's what a professional chef would use. You're up early this morning.  |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 29, 2008 17:45:07 GMT -6
I couldnt sleep Edited: too much bat coffee
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 17:49:58 GMT -6
After today's market I'll be right here watching the futures reports all night.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 29, 2008 17:59:30 GMT -6
Be sure to let us know how the future turns out... at least give us some time to prepare.. a black hole from France isnt looking that bad right now
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Post by Irish Stu on Sept 29, 2008 18:03:51 GMT -6
.. a black hole from France isnt looking that bad right now I'll be the first to dive headfirst into it. Simon |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 29, 2008 18:27:55 GMT -6
I can't believe I used to dress like this way back when.
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