TNMC Geek certified and approved...

[Ardbeg... innit]

13 year old maturity level?? Yep, thats just about right for the TNMC.

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Boob-centric Mouse and Mouse Pad Let Your Co-Workers Know Your True Passions

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If you’re a 13-year-old boy or just someone with the maturity level of a 13-year-old boy, you’ll love this breast-related mouse and mouse pad combo. The mouse features a couple of boobs as buttons, while the mouse pad uses boobs as a wrist rest. For $US38, it’s probably the only way you’re ever going to get your hands on two pairs of breasts at the same time, with the added bonus of people feeling sorry for you when they see your computer setup. It’s a win/win!

[Irish Stu]

It's so lifelike...

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

Unfortunately they cant claim to be natural.

[Irish Stu]

The poking action in the pic on the right is exactly the same as my foreplay technique when I'm presented with a pair of breasts.

Simon

[♥ COVID-19♥]

I don't use a mouse, I use a trackball. The uni-ball feature will be appropriate if I ever get diagnosed with testicular cancer.

[Ardbeg... innit]

If you are used to the uniball (**Lance Armstrong approved**) feel, go with it... you might want to consider adding Keyboard Pants to round out the peripherals...

[Irish Stu]

And maybe also pay a visit to Google Knickers :



Simon

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Sept 24, 2008 10:11:01 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

If you are used to the uniball (**Lance Armstrong approved**) feel, go with it... you might want to consider adding Keyboard Pants to round out the peripherals...

Thanks, but I'm waiting for the no-pockets design so that when I have my hands stuffed inside my pants, I can tell people I'm typing.

[Ardbeg... innit]

I would suggest a USB numeric pad to hold you over until then.