Fun With Babelfish!

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How I do love me my translation software.

Lordy he'p me, but I do love it so.

Recently, I was playing with Babelfish and got to wondering about world travel. Specifically, if I were to go to different countries, would I have difficulty picking up women due to the language barrier? Well, it would be hard to imagine things being more difficult than they already are here at home even without a language barrier, but you get the idea.

So, I decided to ask Babelfish to translate all of my bestest pick-up lines just so I would know what to say to women in other countries should the opportunity ever present itself. Do you speak any foreign languages? If so, you might want to see if you can guess the proper translations into French, Italian and German. If not, then you might want to try letting Babelfish work its magic so that someday, you can be an international pick-up artist just like me.

1. I would like to insert my penis in you.

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French: Je voudrais insérer mon pénis dans vous
German: Ich möchte meine Penis in Ihnen einsetzen
Italian: Vorrei inserire il mio pene in voi

2. Do you spit or do you swallow?

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French: Crachez-vous ou avalez-vous ?
German: Spucken Sie, oder schlucken Sie?
Italian: Sputate o inghiottite?

3. May I insert my tongue into your anus?

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French: Est-ce que je peux insérer ma langue dans votre anus ?
German: Mag ich meine Zunge in Ihren Anus einsetzen?
Italian: Posso inserire la mia linguetta nel vostro ano?

4. Are those your real teeth or are you wearing dentures?

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French: Ces vos vraies dents ou vous sont-elles utilisent-elles des dentiers ?
German: Sind jene Ihre realen Zähne oder Sie tragen Gebisse?
Italian: Sono quei vostri denti reali o voi stanno portando le protesi dentarie?

5. I hope my flatulence is not a problem for you.

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French: J'espère que ma flatulence n'est pas un problème pour vous.
German: Ich hoffe, dass meine Blähung nicht ein Problem für Sie ist.
Italian: Spero che la mia flatulenza non sia un problema per voi.

6. Would you like to make a baby with me?

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French: aimez-vous faire un bébé avec moi ?
German: Wurden Sie mögen ein Baby mit mir bilden?
Italian: gradite farmi un bambino con?

7. What is that object hanging from your nose?

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French: Quel est cet objet pendant de votre nez ?
German: Was ist dieser Gegenstand, der von Ihrer Nase hängt?
Italian: Che cosa è quell'oggetto che pende dal vostro naso?

8. I like meatballs.

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French: J'aime des boulettes de viande.
German: Ich mag Fleischklöschen.
Italian: Gradico le polpette.

9. Do you know how to play the saxophone?

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French: Savez-vous jouer le saxophone ?
German: Können Sie das Saxophon spielen?
Italian: Sapere giocare il sassofono?

10. I would like to wear your underpants on my head.

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French: Je voudrais utiliser votre slip sur ma tête.
German: Ich möchte Ihre Unterhosen auf meinem Kopf tragen.
Italian: Vorrei portare le vostre mutande sulla mia testa.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Whats more fun is the great set of pick up lines. Any comments on best usage?

[Irish Stu]

It's great to see some of my more successful pick-up lines on your list too, and now I'm suitably armed to use them around the world.

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

They should be translated into Russian, I have a mail order due in shortly.

[Ardbeg... innit]

I always figured that Beeb was more of a "Rosetta Turd" software guy

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Sept 24, 2008 5:18:15 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

Any comments on best usage?

For best results, I always recommend having a good supply of chloroform handy.

[Ardbeg... innit]

It never works for me, I take a whiff, and by the time I come to, shes gone.

[Chicago Jake]

Sept 24, 2008 9:17:54 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

It never works for me, I take a whiff, and by the time I come to, shes gone.

Along with your $2000 watch and your necklace and earrings.

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But at least you've still got the chloroform, thank goodness.

[Irish Stu]

Sept 24, 2008 9:30:40 GMT -6 Chicago Jake said:

Sept 24, 2008 9:17:54 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

It never works for me, I take a whiff, and by the time I come to, shes gone.

Along with your $2000 watch and your necklace and earrings

Wow, Gordon was lucky. I lost a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000.

Simon

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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't play dress-up right before you're going to clean the toilet.