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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 11, 2008 20:41:16 GMT -6
They need to replace the water slide at Hedo II with this baby. Look like a wild ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe slide
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 11, 2008 20:58:06 GMT -6
That looks like fun and I would try it. Over the last few summers I've gotten my nerve back for wild rides. That slide has to be the closest to being flushed.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 12, 2008 4:23:07 GMT -6
Over the last few summers I've gotten my nerve back for wild rides I got mine back when I was dating that Brazilian girl last year. Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 12, 2008 4:36:21 GMT -6
I am struck by one significant thing... does this ride remind anyone else of a toilet flush? It has a bend, the plastic is yellow (to simulate the water color). Add a plunger and it could be Beeb's dream come true vacation moment.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 12, 2008 4:41:26 GMT -6
The great big lump of scrunched up toilet paper that they load into 'bomb hatch' above your head is a bit of a giveaway.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 12, 2008 5:48:28 GMT -6
You have to be concerned for the real fat guy getting stuck in the bend... NEVER send a second one down until you clear the first
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 12, 2008 6:05:09 GMT -6
Over the last few summers I've gotten my nerve back for wild rides I got mine back when I was dating that Brazilian girl last year. Simon Nice!
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 12, 2008 6:08:51 GMT -6
Doing the slide naked at H2 is about the edge of top speed for my nuts, I'd have a banana hammock minimum for this one. (unless the 1/2 gallon of Redstripe in my head gives me the green light of safety
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 12, 2008 6:23:56 GMT -6
Doing the slide naked at H2 is about the edge of top speed for my nuts On a HIII trip a couple of years ago there was a guy called Danny from LA who lubed his body with Wet Platinum before attempting the waterslide naked. As you all know, when you come out of a waterslide you hit the exit pool almost immediately... but not Danny. His friction-free descent was so fast he took the final bend at such speed he nearly flew off the edge of the slide, then finally hit the exit pool with such velocity that, being a short and very slim guy, he skimmed across the water like a stone and made it all the way to the little bridge that crosses it, a good eight to ten feet away. I think he really frightened himself as he wouldn't go back up and do it again, but those off us that witnessed the event weren't much comfort to him as we were too busy falling around clutching our sides with tears of laughter streaming down our faces. Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 12, 2008 6:35:24 GMT -6
Doing the slide naked at H2 is about the edge of top speed for my nuts On a HIII trip a couple of years ago there was a guy called Danny from LA who lubed his body with Wet Platinum before attempting the waterslide naked. As you all know, when you come out of a waterslide you hit the exit pool almost immediately... but not Danny. His friction-free descent was so fast he took the final bend as such speed he nearly flew off the edge of the slide, then finally hit the exit pool with such velocity that, being a short and very slim guy, he skimmed across the water like a stone and made it all the way to the little bridge that crosses it, a good eight to ten feet away. I think he really frightened himself as he wouldn't go back up and do it again, but those off us that witnessed the event weren't much comfort to him as we were too busy falling around clutching our sides with tears of laughter streaming down our faces. Simon Hydroplaning is dangerous and scary when it happens. He should check his tread more often
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 12, 2008 6:36:40 GMT -6
Is the Bidet Ride nearby? After a trip down the Looslide, a little freshening up might be in order.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 12, 2008 6:50:00 GMT -6
On a HIII trip a couple of years ago there was a guy called Danny from LA who lubed his body with Wet Platinum before attempting the waterslide naked. As you all know, when you come out of a waterslide you hit the exit pool almost immediately... but not Danny. His friction-free descent was so fast he took the final bend as such speed he nearly flew off the edge of the slide, then finally hit the exit pool with such velocity that, being a short and very slim guy, he skimmed across the water like a stone and made it all the way to the little bridge that crosses it, a good eight to ten feet away. I think he really frightened himself as he wouldn't go back up and do it again, but those off us that witnessed the event weren't much comfort to him as we were too busy falling around clutching our sides with tears of laughter streaming down our faces. Simon Hydroplaning is dangerous and scary when it happens. He should check his tread more often With hindsight maybe fitting a restrictor plate would have been a good idea. Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 12, 2008 6:58:13 GMT -6
or going down the slide on his stomach, at least then he would have had a rudder for steering
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 12, 2008 7:03:33 GMT -6
A loop-de-loop on a freekin' water slide?? Are you KIDDING me??
Could I get someone to hold my legs so I can do it backwards?? ;D ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 12, 2008 13:34:47 GMT -6
I think he really frightened himself as he wouldn't go back up and do it again, but those off us that witnessed the event weren't much comfort to him as we were too busy falling around clutching our sides with tears of laughter streaming down our faces. Simon The question is did he dirty himself or should I say the poll when he did it? Joe
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 12, 2008 17:17:04 GMT -6
Thankfully not, unless unbeknownst to us a stray turd followed him out of the slide after we'd left the area.
Simon
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 12, 2008 20:38:09 GMT -6
Wouldn't it be wild if someone got stuck and suddenly 10 maintenance guys come out of nowhere with a giant plunger or crazier yet, a 55 gallon drum of Drano® Max Gel Clog Remover.
You'll get rescued but with the added benefit of being totally hairless, like Mr. Biggelsworth.
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Post by Tex on Jun 12, 2008 21:15:09 GMT -6
A waterslide dirty trick (for slides used with bathing suits) is to put a dab of pine resin on the slide near the bottom. It will rip the bottom of your suit off.
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Post by Christinko on Jun 29, 2008 8:06:46 GMT -6
Tex, sounds like a major wedgie to me! Yikes!
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Post by edie2u on Jun 29, 2008 21:35:30 GMT -6
A waterslide dirty trick (for slides used with bathing suits) is to put a dab of pine resin on the slide near the bottom. It will rip the bottom of your suit off. This board is a plethora of information!!! ;D
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 30, 2008 4:14:59 GMT -6
A waterslide dirty trick (for slides used with bathing suits) is to put a dab of pine resin on the slide near the bottom. It will rip the bottom of your suit offOr if you go down naked it'll rip three layers of skin off your bottom. Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 30, 2008 4:43:00 GMT -6
... or if you are lucky enough, simply leave your scrotum behind
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 30, 2008 4:56:00 GMT -6
Or if you're very lucky it'll save you money on body hair removal and give you a free 'back, sack and crack.'
Simon
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Post by Tex on Jun 30, 2008 6:19:10 GMT -6
Or if you're very lucky it'll save you money on body hair removal and give you a free 'back, sack and crack.' Simon Then you peel it off the slide and use it for a doormat.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 30, 2008 6:22:40 GMT -6
Then you can send it to me, I have a shearing/beveling machine, I'll etch "Welcome" in to it. One day turn around in most cases.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 30, 2008 6:24:28 GMT -6
I can run it through the planer first.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 30, 2008 6:46:31 GMT -6
I don't own such equipment, nor do I possess the skills to undertake such craftsmanship, but I could take a picture of it and put it on its own website to share it with the world.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 30, 2008 6:49:23 GMT -6
Try DennyP's site for your first go
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 30, 2008 7:04:36 GMT -6
I was thinking of maybe trying it at DennyQ's.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 30, 2008 7:13:57 GMT -6
Good choice Simon, post it in the BDSM at Theme Parks area of the discussion board
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