Post by Irish Stu on Jun 3, 2008 12:44:46 GMT -6
A blind man walks into a pub. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
Number one, the bartender is a blonde girl.
Number two, the bouncer is a blonde gal.
Three, I'm a 6 foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Fourthly, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
And finally, the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Simon
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
Number one, the bartender is a blonde girl.
Number two, the bouncer is a blonde gal.
Three, I'm a 6 foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Fourthly, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
And finally, the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Simon
