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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 10:56:25 GMT -6
Finally! The announcement of a new product so exciting, you'll piss your pants! AlphaDry |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 3, 2008 11:04:32 GMT -6
How does it work with a wide stance?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 11:12:42 GMT -6
Why are they prejudiced against those of us who wear boxer shorts? This *really* pisses me off ...
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Post by Tex on Jun 3, 2008 11:21:32 GMT -6
You can now function like any other man
Always nice to know.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 11:24:10 GMT -6
You can now function like any other man
Always nice to know. In my case, I found that statement by the manufacturer to be quaintly optimistic, if not reassuring. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 3, 2008 11:25:15 GMT -6
Why would you need to "stand at a urinal" if you were wearing one of these? You could just keep dancing or whatever else you are doing. Isn't that the point?
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 3, 2008 11:31:17 GMT -6
To empty the reservoir?
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 11:38:03 GMT -6
Yeah, you'd look rather foolish *sitting* at the urinal, now wouldn't you?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 3, 2008 11:54:04 GMT -6
Thats the first legitimate product that makes the bulge in my pants look bigger
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 13:16:20 GMT -6
"Say, are you wearing a catheter, or are you just glad to see me?"
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Post by wareagle on Jun 3, 2008 14:18:01 GMT -6
"Say, are you wearing a catheter, or are you just glad to see me?" I don't know about the rest of the country, but here in the south therm's fightin words in any heterosexual bar. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 14:21:52 GMT -6
I'm surprised anyone down south would know what a catheter is.
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Post by wareagle on Jun 3, 2008 14:28:15 GMT -6
I'm surprised anyone down south would know what a catheter is. Just how in the hell do you think we get the moonshine outta tha kettle. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 14:31:04 GMT -6
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Post by wareagle on Jun 3, 2008 14:39:50 GMT -6
Looks a lot like a catheter or copper tubing, don't they? |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2008 14:47:07 GMT -6
Actually, I was thinking more like gay PVC pipe.
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Post by wareagle on Jun 4, 2008 6:32:13 GMT -6
Actually, I was thinking more like gay PVC pipe. With a hamster? |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 4, 2008 8:30:51 GMT -6
If it'll fit.
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Post by wareagle on Jun 4, 2008 8:59:15 GMT -6
An old military quote. "If it don't fit, use a bigger hammer." |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 4, 2008 10:24:25 GMT -6
An old legal quote: "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit"
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