Potent Potables for $1000 Alex

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Eat My Pussy

Ingredients
1/4 oz Vodka
1 oz Irish Cream
1/2 oz Rum
1 drop Chocolate Sauce
1 oz Milk
1/2 oz Whipping Cream

Eat My Pussy Directions
Pour the Bailey's irish cream, rum and vodka into a cocktail glass. Add milk to taste, and top with whipped cream. Add a drop of chocolate sauce, and serve.

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May 20, 2008 14:02:53 GMT -6 hilary said:

... at least 3 Hand Grenade (which are mostly grain alcohol and melon liquer).

New Orleans Hand Grenade Drink Recipe

Ingredients to use:
1.5 oz Gin
1.5 oz Grain Alcohol
1.5 oz Melon liqueur
1.5 oz Rum
1.5 oz Vodka
Directions: Mix together with crushed ice in a glass and garnish with mint leaves

[hilary]

With all the everclear and melon you can't even taste the rum, vodka and gin.

lol although after a few you might have trouble feeling your legs.

Hilary

May 20, 2008 14:19:52 GMT -6 ♥ COVID-19♥ said:

May 20, 2008 14:02:53 GMT -6 hilary said:

... at least 3 Hand Grenade (which are mostly grain alcohol and melon liquer).

New Orleans Hand Grenade Drink Recipe

Ingredients to use:
1.5 oz Gin
1.5 oz Grain Alcohol
1.5 oz Melon liqueur
1.5 oz Rum
1.5 oz Vodka
Directions: Mix together with crushed ice in a glass and garnish with mint leaves

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Just as long as I don't have trouble feeling the legs of the woman next to me, then that's fine.

[Irish Stu]

Just so long as it's not my legs you're feeling, then that's also fine.

Simon

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Just so long as it's not what's between your legs that I'm feeling, then that's fine with me, too.

[New Mama]

I don't get it. Where does the pussy eating come in?

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Replace the chocolate sauce with tuna fish and it's Eat My Pussy; with chocolate sauce, it's Toss My Salad.

[innit Geezer]

You're hysterical! I do wonder how anyone gets up the nerve to order this drink, especially if you're a guy. It does seem like a nice dessert drink.

[edie2u]

Prison Bitch

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz orange juice

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour into tall glass.

;D

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And don't forget to serve it with one of those little umbrellas in the glass.

[edie2u]

Of course...

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Fuck Me By The Pool

1 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1 oz peach schnapps
2 oz orange juice

Start with one part Blue Maui, add one part Peach schnapps, and finish it up with orange juice.

Fuck Me Hard

1/4 oz vodka
1/4 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1/4 oz triple sec
1/4 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz raspberry liqueur
1 splash cranberry juice
1 splash orange juice

Mix everything well and serve over ice.

Tie Me To The Bedpost Baby

1 part Midori® melon liqueur
1 part sloe gin
1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 part Chambord® raspberry liqueur
1 part pineapple juice
1 part cranberry juice

Mix with ice in a hurricane glass.

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Dirty Irish Bukkake

1.0 oz Coffee Liqueur
3.0 oz Cola
1.0 oz Irish Cream
1.0 oz Jameson Rye/Whiskey

Directions: Pour over ice and stir.

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Red-Headed Slut

1.0 splash Cranberry juice
0.5 oz Peach Schnapps
0.75 oz Jagermeister

Directions: Combine ingredients in shaker with ice; chill, strain, and shoot to thrill.

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Archdruid

1/2 oz benedictine herbal liqueur
1 tsp Green Chartreuse®
1 tsp Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
3/4 oz dry vermouth
1 1/2 oz vodka

Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass

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For Anita

Diva

* 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
* Fill with 7-up
* 1 tbsp. Cherry Juice
* 1/2 oz. Lime Juice
* 1/2 oz. Passion Fruit Juice
* 1 whole Cherries/Maraschinos
* 1 slice Lime

Mixing Instructions

Combine ingredients in a collins glass.

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Closest I could get for HB

Dirty Butt Whore

1 oz Jagermeister
1 oz Bourbon
2 oz Orange Juice
8 oz Coca-Cola

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass, stir, and serve.

Serve in a Highball Glass

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Texas Tea

2 oz tequila
2 oz rum
2 oz vodka
2 oz gin
2 oz bourbon whiskey
2 oz triple sec
2 oz sweet and sour mix
Coca-Cola®

Fill a 1 gallon pitcher with ice. Add all the ingredients except the coca-cola. Stir, then add the coca-cola and stir again. Pour into your favorite glass with ice and enjoy.