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Post by Hazelita on Jan 29, 2005 13:37:10 GMT -6
That, and you can't edit HTML either.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Feb 16, 2005 14:46:57 GMT -6
My mama always said you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Funny. I've always found that I catch more flies by not wiping my ass. Well, whatever works best.
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Post by Harrybutt on Feb 16, 2005 21:54:56 GMT -6
Sounds like a wimpy excuse to not wipe your ass.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Feb 17, 2005 11:53:43 GMT -6
OK, I'll play along, Harry. What do you consider to be the valid excuses for not wiping? Religious Holidays? Terrorist Attacks? Fraternity Hazing? Go ahead, I'll wait.
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Post by Harrybutt on Feb 17, 2005 16:53:15 GMT -6
That's better than not wiping There is no excuse for not wiping(duh), except the physical inability to do so.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Feb 17, 2005 17:11:32 GMT -6
There is no excuse for not wiping(duh), except the physical inability to do so. Disagree. Merely saying, "I forgot" is simple and effective -- also, it suggests the kind of medical reason that would be socially acceptable to you (e.g., Alzheimers Disease).
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Feb 17, 2005 19:43:46 GMT -6
Disagree. Merely saying, "I forgot" is simple and effective -- also, it suggests the kind of medical reason that would be socially acceptable to you (e.g., Alzheimers Disease). Ain't this some shit! ;D
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Feb 17, 2005 20:39:47 GMT -6
AHA! Confirmed by an actual physician! Your honor, I rest my case.
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Post by Harrybutt on Feb 17, 2005 21:52:32 GMT -6
A banner day! I now, for the second time, agree with Bob.
BB, you never had anything to rest...or did you forget?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Feb 17, 2005 22:18:44 GMT -6
BB, you never had anything to rest... The only thing I'm resting is my right arm 'cuz I ain't using it to wipe. Hey! Whattaya say we all celebrate the upcoming President's Day weekend by not wiping? Can't think of a better way to honor our former leaders!
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Post by Harrybutt on Feb 17, 2005 22:26:07 GMT -6
No, the ass wipe won re-election...where the fuck you been? It does explain why all that marble in D.C. is turning a putrid brown...and here I thought it was the acid rain...
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Feb 17, 2005 22:40:49 GMT -6
Ah, the irony of a man named 'Butt' cavalierly calling the leader of the free world an 'ass - wipe'.
Not that I'm necessarily disagreeing, mind you ...
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