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Post by hardwork-DJ on Jan 17, 2005 15:58:13 GMT -6
Jake, awesome site you have created here . Thank you! I am sweet, charming, tolerant, giving, gracious, caring, and did I say modest? Just ask anyone who knows me. I can't wait to lurk around this board and see just exactly what others have to say about world issues, movies, books, etc. I personally have been waiting for a great bitch board so I could vent! Now we have one! Thanks again, Jake! Miss all our friends, DJ & (Bruce) p.s. Hazelita, you look simply smashing in your picture on this site Can you say slather for me???
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 17, 2005 16:32:14 GMT -6
...I am sweet, charming, tolerant, giving, gracious, caring, and did I say modest? Just ask anyone who knows me.... What color is the sky in that world you're living in, DJ? ;D ;D Ha, just kidding. Good to see you haunting the boards! Welcome......Jake
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Post by hardwork-DJ on Jan 17, 2005 17:22:50 GMT -6
What color is the sky in that world you're living in, DJ? ;D ;D Ha, just kidding. Good to see you haunting the boards! Welcome......Jake Why Jake, it is lavender....................through my rose tinted glasses, of course Hugs, DJ
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Post by Hazelita on Jan 17, 2005 20:04:07 GMT -6
Hi Deej!!!
Thanks for the compliment on my avatar. And .... Yes, I'll give you what you want ...
~~~bending to whisper in you ear ~~~
Slllaaaather!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 18, 2005 6:30:29 GMT -6
I'm not pretending to be Jake, butt I am glad to see you here and hope to see many more of our friends join us here. I pm'ed bornagaindruid on deeny's board to ask him to visit.....slowly folks are trickling in.... Damn Harry, it was more like a PMS then a pm'ed
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 18, 2005 6:40:44 GMT -6
Who am I I guess I better ask my analyst, and it will probably depend on which of my me's are out today. I am a helluva nice guy who lied out his ass to score only 46% on the asshole test, have always gone to the PJ party in drag, devoted sand slug, and never let my subcription to "Mother Jones" lapse, because I need to keep in touch with what is happening on the "right". Just need to find the right avatar to round out the experience here. Gordon Modified to add: Oh Yes, I am a bullshitter too ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 18, 2005 17:50:18 GMT -6
Modified to add: Oh Yes, I am a bullshitter too ;D Guess what pal, you are not alone here. Joe.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 18, 2005 21:59:31 GMT -6
Ok, you and bornagain are the board bullshitters! ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 19, 2005 0:42:31 GMT -6
Ok, you and bornagain are the board bullshitters! ;D Okay with me, somebody has got to do it. ;D Joe.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 19, 2005 6:42:04 GMT -6
Ok, you and bornagain are the board bullshitters! ;D HB, I think that statement alone qualifies you as a bullshitter too.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 19, 2005 6:58:00 GMT -6
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 19, 2005 8:32:46 GMT -6
Actually Gordon, I think we all qualify here. Butt we will make Hb, the head bullshitter, since he has the most post on the board.
Joe.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 19, 2005 8:51:56 GMT -6
Well damn, I can't help it if I got bigger buttons
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 19, 2005 11:17:06 GMT -6
Actually Gordon, I think we all qualify here. Butt we will make Hb, the head bullshitter, since he has the most post on the board. Joe. Joe, you are probably right about everyone here being bullshitters to one degree or another. As far as HB goes... he's got the numbers AND an unrivaled track record, but mostly, to be the head bullshitter you have to have the Butt for the job... Right HB ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 19, 2005 18:11:36 GMT -6
you have to have the Butt for the job... Right HB ;D Is it have the right Butt or is it being the" Right Butt" ;D ;D Joe.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 19, 2005 18:36:24 GMT -6
If'n ya'll is correct (and I'm not saying you is) it is only cause Tex is workin with better self restraint! Regardless, ya'll is bullshittin
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Post by Christinko on Jan 19, 2005 20:55:46 GMT -6
I find an interesting contrast...
---Renee remarked a few posts ago re: "oh shit, no one knows how I am"
---And others have remarked that they can be as mean as they want to be.
I wouldn't want to be mean when someone knows who I am...heck, we all KNOW each other, and whether I like someone or not has no bearing on whether I'd be at least vaguely cordial or simply shut up (and, natch, bitch behind their back in private emails to my like-minded friends--grin!).
My mama always said you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
And if someone comes on without their identity known, I can't give their words credence because they don't stand behind them.
Just doesn't seem honorable to mysteriously drop hateful shit into someone's lap and run away laughing without taking credit for it.
Just opinions....
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Post by Christinko on Jan 19, 2005 20:57:58 GMT -6
Oh shit, I'm not a virgin anymore...sure was enjoying that....say, Jake, can I keep the box my virginity came in at least? Might come in handy.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 19, 2005 21:09:43 GMT -6
Your whim is my command, darling. If you ever get tired of being a "perpetual virgin", you know who to call ;D .....Jake
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 19, 2005 21:37:38 GMT -6
The only man who can pop your cherry, replaces it and do it again, as often as you like...the lucky dogg. ;D
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 19, 2005 21:51:08 GMT -6
Damn.............There is a God and his name is Jake ;D ;D ;D
Joe.
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Post by Christinko on Jan 19, 2005 22:07:11 GMT -6
Your whim is my command, darling. If you ever get tired of being a "perpetual virgin", you know who to call ;D .....Jake You mean Larry? If I bothered you about it, a certain lovely lady would pull out what little pubic hair I have left!
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Post by Hazelita on Jan 20, 2005 6:01:55 GMT -6
Get outta here! I'd just help you on your search for someone truly WORTHY of you to pop your perpetual cherry! ;D Hugs to you, girlfriend ... H. P.S. -- Love the "Larry" comment!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 20, 2005 7:19:44 GMT -6
Oh shit, I'm not a virgin anymore...sure was enjoying that....say, Jake, can I keep the box my virginity came in at least? Might come in handy. Well DAMN... If Chris can be a Perpetual Virgin, How do I avoid becoming a Senior Member and still post here I already got one of those "Senior Members" (an AARP Certified Senior Member, at least they sent the form to me in the mail) and would rather not have another!!
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 20, 2005 8:42:25 GMT -6
Maybe Jake could ch-ch-change the rating system to small, medium and large members ;D You have any "Large" member cards?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 20, 2005 9:44:36 GMT -6
Maybe Jake could ch-ch-change the rating system to small, medium and large members ;D You have any "Large" member cards? At the risk of being accused of false advertising, of course! "Large" with the appropriate disclaimers *** WARNING *** Objects in mirror are not as big as they appear
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Post by JustIan on Jan 20, 2005 12:37:53 GMT -6
Actually Gordon, I think we all qualify here. Butt we will make Hb, the head bullshitter, since he has the most post on the board. Joe. I second the motion and keeping on topic or more on the theme of this board as Slider said in Top Gun "BULLSHIT!!!!" Ian
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 20, 2005 14:53:42 GMT -6
THANK YOU Jake, Best news all day ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Lady Irie on Jan 23, 2005 9:32:25 GMT -6
---Renee remarked a few posts ago re: "oh shit, no one knows how I am" . ROFLMAO! A freudian slip here? I think I said "No one knows who I am." Then again, it would be interesting to hear what people thought about "how I was"! I do agree with you Chris, if people don't know who you are, your words have no value.
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Post by not sure on Jan 23, 2005 9:50:04 GMT -6
{b]That[/b] must be my problem!
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