Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 26, 2005 23:50:17 GMT -6
During the heat of the recent campaign, G.W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to G.W. and said, "How about you, Mr. President?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to G.W. and said, "How about you, Mr. President?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."