Cyber punked (the new age comedy)

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Cyber punked (the new age comedy) Jan 19, 2005 10:18:37 GMT -6

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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 19, 2005 10:18:37 GMT -6

Ya'll gotta read through this....some of it is hilarious. It's sorta like the crank phone call comedians, except it done with folks thinking they are about to have "cyber-sex".... Bloodyninja's cybersex chat

Here's an example(this is one of the short ones), but there is funnier stuff on the page:

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

"Other than telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest,
educate our children and, now, die, I think the Republicans have done a fine
job of getting government out of our personal lives."

Merlot Joe Supercalifragilistic Exa-Member BACK AGAIN!!!! Posts: 12,679	Cyber punked (the new age comedy) Jan 20, 2005 0:31:58 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 20, 2005 0:31:58 GMT -6 Hb, you got to be kidding? Joe
	Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it

Harrybutt Trans-Euclidean Giga-Member Posts: 4,944	Cyber punked (the new age comedy) Jan 20, 2005 8:37:49 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Harrybutt on Jan 20, 2005 8:37:49 GMT -6 Hb, you got to be kidding? No, I'm is not kiddin. Why you think I must be? These conversations are funny as hell....
	"Other than telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our children and, now, die, I think the Republicans have done a fine job of getting government out of our personal lives."

Merlot Joe Supercalifragilistic Exa-Member BACK AGAIN!!!! Posts: 12,679	Cyber punked (the new age comedy) Jan 20, 2005 16:44:46 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 20, 2005 16:44:46 GMT -6 Harrybutt said: No, I'm is not kiddin. Why you think I must be? These conversations are funny as hell.... I don't know about funny but stupid does work. Joe.
	Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it

luckyhedo Guest	Cyber punked (the new age comedy) Jan 22, 2005 15:07:48 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by luckyhedo on Jan 22, 2005 15:07:48 GMT -6 Could not agree more Joe The Good Sister P.S. Sorry Harry

Captain Gary Senior Member Posts: 806	Cyber punked (the new age comedy) Jan 23, 2005 6:38:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Captain Gary on Jan 23, 2005 6:38:50 GMT -6 Well... May be in the minority here as well, but reading through all of them, I was laughing my ass off. Gary

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