A Couple of Groaners

[Captain Gary]

1. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.



2. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[Chicago Jake]

Groan.......


Q: Okay, what do you call a midget fortune-teller who has escaped from prison?

A: a Small Medium at Large

.....Jake

[Captain Gary]

OK, Georgette says that's an oldie but goodie that I hadn't heard before.

Here's another

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together!"