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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 29, 2005 12:38:26 GMT -6
Since we seem to have so much interest in shaving devices lately, I figured it was a good topic for a poll. Vote, and explain your details below, if you desire.
Myself, I use the Gillette two-blade "Excel" with the lubri-smooth strip. The name reminds me of my favorite spreadsheet.....Jake
P.S. - OOPS...Just checked my bathroom shelf. I have the "Gillette Sensor", but not the Excel version. Okay, as you were.
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Post by Hazelita on Jan 29, 2005 13:33:19 GMT -6
Any triple-blade, disposable, girlie-girl razor that happens to be on sale!
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Post by DT on Jan 29, 2005 14:25:15 GMT -6
Oh My, Now I'm in a precarious position. I use a straight edge when I'm going to get laid and a triple track for all purpose shave. It won't let me pick two  |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 29, 2005 15:48:31 GMT -6
You have to threaten them with a straight razor to get laid? Dude, just try getting 'em drunk!.....Jake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 29, 2005 16:50:40 GMT -6
HOW did civilization survive for so long using just one blade??
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Post by Christinko on Jan 30, 2005 15:06:02 GMT -6
My choices for hair removal aren't even on the list! What gives?
I electrolysis my armpits and front of the woobster....(almost done after 14 treatments!)
I wax the underside of said woobster....
I emjoie (a hair-ripping-out device) my legs....
I pluck my eyebrows....
And remember, I'm the girl who doesn't have pierced ears because the concept of pain is bad. Go figure.
For emergencies I use Gillette Mach3 on all said parts 'cept brows.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 30, 2005 15:13:00 GMT -6
We'd like an exhibition pleeeze! ;D
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Post by Tex on Jan 30, 2005 20:15:24 GMT -6
I use a Mach 3. For years, I used a straight razor and really preferred it, the drawback being that it takes more time and you have to get the blade really sharp and be careful. It is not good to do with a hangover.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 31, 2005 6:38:12 GMT -6
I use a Mach 3. For years, I used a straight razor and really preferred it, the drawback being that it takes more time and you have to get the blade really sharp and be careful. It is not good to do with a hangover. Not to mention Tex, that the 'nicks' tend to be a bit more , ahhhh, dramatic, with the straight edge. **** Chris *****... DEMAND that the vote results be VOIDED, I have already called Jimmy Carter in to examine the issue (the vote, not the 'woobster', though he lusts), and international poll watchers agree (the 'woobster', not the vote). You should be allowed to vote for the hair removal method of your choice (ALTHOUGH.. you seem to be venturing into the seamy world of dipilitory young lady ...... not that there is anything wrong with that) It is incomprehensible that in this modern age a vote with the irregularities of such magnitude be allowed to take place in a democracy that has been hard fought for... This is a democracy, right Jake !?!? Gordon |
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 31, 2005 6:41:15 GMT -6
Uh, I'm not sure it is even a representative republic.  |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 31, 2005 7:18:08 GMT -6
Uh, I'm not sure it is even a representative republic. More Despotic than anything else  ;D |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 31, 2005 11:45:37 GMT -6
....It is incomprehensible that in this modern age a vote with the irregularities of such magnitude be allowed to take place.... The question was, what do you SHAVE with. If Chris does not shave, then she doesn't get to answer the poll, save in words, as she did. If the poll had been about ALL hair removal techniques, then she would have had her options included. So there!.....Jake |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 31, 2005 13:25:13 GMT -6
The question was, what do you SHAVE with. If Chris does not shave, then she doesn't get to answer the poll, save in words, as she did. If the poll had been about ALL hair removal techniques, then she would have had her options included. So there!.....Jake ANTIDIPILITORTARIANISM !!! i think ;D |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 31, 2005 13:36:18 GMT -6
ANTIDIPILITORTARIANISM !!! i think ;D Not at all. This is a completely Libertarian Regime. If you want a poll run a different way, you're free to start one. Have at it!......Jake |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 31, 2005 14:03:12 GMT -6
Jake Youre taking all the fun out of this But, you are right of course (or considering the topic at hand, should I say "of coarse") The question is with regards to shaving... Chris can start the dipilitory poll, cause I aint experienced with da stuff. Gordon Editted: AHHH WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE... POINT OF ORDER... NAIR... JAKE.... NAIR ?? |
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Post by Hazelita on Jan 31, 2005 18:59:18 GMT -6
AHHH WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE... POINT OF ORDER... NAIR... JAKE.... NAIR ?? Oh my! Gordon has a point there, dear. tee hee hee Nair does not require a blade. That plastic "veet" blade doesn't count either! |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 31, 2005 20:52:31 GMT -6
The "Nair" option was meant as a catch-all for people who use other methods than blades. Since nobody selected it, I consider it a moot point.....Jake ;D
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Post by Christinko on Jan 31, 2005 22:47:28 GMT -6
The "Nair" option was meant as a catch-all for people who use other methods than blades. Since nobody selected it, I consider it a moot point.....Jake ;D Bullshit, Jake! You are SO busted on the Nair option! Give it up, big boy, and take it like the obfuscater that you are! Gordon caught Jake with his pants down, na na! I love redemption! What? I'm going to choose Nair because I don't use any of the other options? Guess again, big shot. Dipiliatories are way different from my viciously painful methods of follicular cleansing. |
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Post by Hazelita on Feb 1, 2005 6:17:04 GMT -6
Gordon caught Jake with his pants down, na na!  ~~giggle giggle~~ |
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Post by DT on Feb 1, 2005 12:51:49 GMT -6
hmmmmm............ Wonders if a wobblyness woobster is a irregular rocking wang dang sweet poontang  |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Feb 1, 2005 13:40:12 GMT -6
Hey! That's *MY* job! ~~giggle giggle~~ HEY... fine by me... didnt ask for the job, dont want it neither!! In defense of Jake however... Us guys ARE civilized and as such are more inclined toward CIVIL methods of hair removal. After all we do HAVE to shave every day {thats your cue Jake, I will draw their fire, now RUN LIKE HELL}, and therefore cant resort to hair removal methods that are considered so uncivilized as to be outlawed by most signatories of the Geneva Convention. So it is totally conceivable that Jake would never have considered the implements of destruction mentioned by Chris earlier in this thread ;D ;D ;D !! I will now don my asbestos, and make sure that my non-conducting fiberglass boots with external grounding wire are firmly attached. |
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Post by RumAndCoke on Feb 4, 2005 21:06:16 GMT -6
On our second trip to Hedo, I woke up on the first morning to the sound of the shower running and hopped out of bed to join my wife in the hot/cold shower dance that we are all used to. About mid shower, my wife zigged to the left as I zagged to the right and in the mix of things the double bladed razor that I was shaving my face with went flying. On it's way to the bathtub floor, it took one bounce off the head of my penis. Didn't think twice about it as it didn't hurt, and secretly was congratulating myself that my penis stuck out far enough foreward to cause an obstruction to any sort of falling object.
Well about 20 seconds later, my wife asked me why there was all that blood in the bottom of the tub. Rechecked the valuables again to find two distince parallel razor slits on the head of ole Johnson. Bled pretty well for a while there.
I must say it put quite a damper on the "couple flirting" for the first couple of days while hanging around the nude pool with a scabby lesion on the tip of your dick.
Would have never have happened with Nair I bet!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Feb 6, 2005 18:26:30 GMT -6
OUCH!!! I'll bet you downed a Rum and Coke or two after that little ordeal! It's okay to prick your finger, but DON'T prick your prick!!.....Jake
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Post by RumAndCoke on Feb 6, 2005 21:40:35 GMT -6
OUCH!!! I'll bet you downed a Rum and Coke or two after that little ordeal! ....Jake Jake On that day I was known as "Hold the Coke". |
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