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Post by edie2u on Jun 7, 2007 10:05:14 GMT -6
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails . They taste so go od, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- 'I Will Survive,' so you're off to the dance floor . After an hour or so of shakin' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music , so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really we ll. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you . You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before. Do you want to come back to my place?" You wake u p the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred You look at yourself in the mirror , make an "urgh" sound. . As you're sitting there, you remember that you fell in love last night . With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom and see...
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Post by edie2u on Jun 7, 2007 10:05:52 GMT -6
Gee, I wonder what it would cost him for waxing?
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Post by Cherbunny on Jun 7, 2007 10:24:08 GMT -6
I would be too busy puking....
I can only imagine all the hairs he left on the soap.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 7, 2007 10:49:44 GMT -6
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Post by Cherbunny on Jun 7, 2007 10:53:09 GMT -6
Exactly! Cher who isn't *in* on the copyright joke
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Post by justheidi on Jun 7, 2007 11:49:48 GMT -6
OMG that is just so nasty~ i'm gagging just looking at that dude..........
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Post by Dan on Jun 7, 2007 12:11:27 GMT -6
OMG that is just so nasty~ i'm gagging just looking at that dude.......... You sure it's not me? I may have left my WebCam on again. Dammit.
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Post by Cherbunny on Jun 7, 2007 12:35:10 GMT -6
You sure it's not me? I may have left my WebCam on again. Dammit. Turn around..... ;D
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 7, 2007 12:45:20 GMT -6
You chicks are so superficial. Maybe he's really sweet, or a good dancer, or makes her laugh. Or is hung like a mule.
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Post by Cherbunny on Jun 7, 2007 13:07:39 GMT -6
You chicks are so superficial. I'd rather throw away a bar of soap than pick hairs off it. Cher Who really does gag at hairs on the soap
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Post by Dan on Jun 7, 2007 13:15:08 GMT -6
You chicks are so superficial. Maybe he's really sweet, or a good dancer, or makes her laugh. Or is hung like a mule. Yeah - and you can spray him down with lemon Pledge and let him roll around your house picking up lint and dust-bunnies. Always a silver-lining.
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Post by Dan on Jun 7, 2007 13:16:33 GMT -6
You sure it's not me? I may have left my WebCam on again. Dammit. Turn around..... ;D Ok... there. Now what?
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Post by Cherbunny on Jun 7, 2007 13:23:30 GMT -6
Ok... there. Now what? Move in closer....I don't see anything
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Post by Dan on Jun 7, 2007 13:29:33 GMT -6
Ok... there. Now what? Move in closer....I don't see anything Now you know where they got the original model for the Ken doll. I have no genitalia.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 7, 2007 13:42:17 GMT -6
That doesnt seem to bother Barbie however. You just need to find the right girl.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 7, 2007 13:43:41 GMT -6
OH BTW...
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 7, 2007 13:46:30 GMT -6
DAN LOOK OUT those Gator Dogs are loose...
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Post by Dan on Jun 7, 2007 14:16:43 GMT -6
DAN LOOK OUT those Gator Dogs are loose... ...ergo my lack of genitalia.
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