Dirty Word/Phrase Of The Day

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OK, we've had Word of The Day but something's been missing ... these are Hedo people ... and since it's Friday with a weekend upon us ... and since TNMC is now entering its 2nd smash-hit year ... I thought maybe -- just maybe -- it *might* be time to start a similar topic for Dirty Word (or Phrase) Of The Day ... Please feel free to add to this one as I don't think I could stand the pressure of posting ALL of the Dirty Words/Phrases (not that I know them all, mind you -- hey, even *I* get an education here ... sometimes, anyway ... ).

The first Dirty Word/Phrase Of the Day for Friday, January 20, 2006 ...

The Grumpy Munchkin

A woman whom is taking a dump sitting on the toilet, while at the same time has a man standing in front of her for whom she is providing oral pleasures.

Usage:

The woman taking a shit became a grumpy munchikin when i dropped my dick in her mouth.

[Ardbeg... innit]

I am amazed that we had to wait this far into the second season of TNMC for the smash thread to appear.

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It was worth it, though.

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For Monday, January 23, 2006, the Dirty Word/Phrase Of The Day ...

Rusty Trombone

The term "rusty trombone" has been applied to the esoteric human sexual behavior of licking the anus of a man while simultaneously reaching around to manually stimulate ("play") his genitalia. The nickname comes from the activity's similarity to playing a trombone. The "rust" part obviously comes from the color of faeces.

Trivia: Rusty Trombone was also the name of the Opening Day 2nd baseman for the 1974 New York Mets.

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For Wednesday, January 25, 2006, The Dirty Word/Phrase of the Day is ...

Upper Decker

The Upper Decker is a prank where the perpetrator defecates in the holding tank of the victim's toilet, rather than the intended bowl. The purpose is to create a foul smell with a source that is difficult to locate.

In addition, flushing the victim's toilet results in smelly brown water. The victim then has the job of cleaning out the holding tank of his toilet to remove the remaining fecal matter.

Additional variations have also been made on this prank. Termed the dock and double docked respectively. A docked upper decker is when a prankster empties the water from the holding tank first and then defecates in between the wall of the holding take and the pipes. This ensures that the fecal matter will not become dislodged and obstruct the flow of water out of the holding tank, which could possibly alert the victim to the origins of the smell. A double docked upper decker is similar to a docked upper decker, the only addition being that the perpetrator also defecates in the intended bowl as well.

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Donkey Punch

During doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life.

[Chicago Jake]

There is also.......

Rodeo Sex

This is where you mount your woman from behind, doggy style, and grab her breasts as you begin your rythmic thrusts. Just as you start to get going fast and furious, you whisper in her ear: "This is the way your sister likes it!"

Then you try to hang on for eight seconds.......

[pkatcher]

I usually just lurk here, but now that you're throwing out obscene sex pranks that circulate in the bowels of the online world, you're kinda speaking my language.

A great top 10:
www.gorillamask.net/archive/000009.shtml

And my fave, among many hilarious ones:

Gorilla Mask: "Take your chick and go through the normal Donkey Punch routine… except this time when she’s knocked out you blow your load all over her face. Shave her pubes, stick them on her grill before the jizz dries, and… there you have a GORILLA MASK."

And, um yeah, that's my name/website linked to the left of the top-10 column. I keep great company.

[Ardbeg... innit]

bukkakeboy said:

... The Upper Decker ...

We have a new restaurant in town by that name... I think I will pass.

[Lady Irie]

bukkakeboy said:

Donkey Punch

During doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life.

The SQUAD CAR

During an attempt of the Donkey Punch, the male "assumes the position", whilst being handcuffed, with a hand planted firmly on his head, guiding him down, into the back seat of the waiting police vehicle. Visions of prison appear, and the phrase "Yo, Bitch!" keeps running through his feeble brain. This generally happens after the woman calls the police on his stupid ass.

[innit Geezer]

Donkey Punch? That's not sex, it's more like assault and battery.

[Hazelita]

Paul, I had no idea you were such a sick fuck.

Edited to add:

{said with much affection, of course!}

[Hazelita]

garyandgeri said:

Donkey Punch? That's not sex, it's more like assault and battery.

Yep, that's what it's all about. Read the first paragraph of the Gorilla Mask page via Paul's link:

TEN WAYS TO HUMILIATE YOUR WOMAN IN BED

Are you having relationship problems? Want me to kill your girlfriend? I would, if it weren’t for that pesky little thing called “jailtime.” But I’ll make it up to you by putting together a list of ten things you can do to exact revenge on her. The trick is to let her fall into a false sense of security, then you’ve got her right where you want her. And where do women feel the safest? That’s right, in bed. TRY THESE.

[Lady Irie]

Now Hazel, you didn't really buy the cute little "boy next door" look of his now did you? {said with much affection}

[Hazelita]

Of course I did! He totally had me fooled.

[innit Geezer]

I'll never understand how sex and violence cross paths. Pleasure and intimacy mixes with striking your supposed-ed lover? I know, I'm over simplifying but it is basic.

[Hazelita]

Gary, not all guys are as NORMAL as you are, my friend. (Well, as normal as any guy who goes by the name "Tennille" can be ... hee hee hee).

Renee's "Squad Car" post has me wondering if there are any stats available on how many guys actually get arrested for pulling a Donkey Punch on their girlfriend/wife. If any guy ever did that to me I'd wait until he was asleep and cut his fucking dick off, a la Lorena Bobbitt. Who the fuck would convict me? She got away with it and I'm confident that I would too, especially if I could prove he abused me. Go Lorena!!!

[innit Geezer]

Do some woman like it, maybe, I don't get it. S and M is popular. If I was hit in that fashion? Response would be greater than received.

[Lady Irie]

I can't imagine anyone who would like to be hurt, but then again, it takes all kinds. It does make me wonder what type of person would do, and allow that type of behavior.

Hazel, I agree (hence, the Squad Car), there is absolute no excuse for violence against women.

[innit Geezer]

When Geri and I have sex it's exhausting, full of joy, laughter, tears and that's just trying to get it in.

[Hazelita]

garyandgeri said:

Do some woman like it, maybe, I don't get it. S and M is popular. If I was hit in that fashion? Response would be greater than received.

S&M is not about abuse, really. And it is really the submissive who calls the shots in such a relationship (I learned that on CSI ... LOL!)

The spanking and domination in S&M is not designed to knock someone's lights out and put them in the hospital. Submissives have a "safe word" they can use when the "pleasure/pain" gets to be too much for them (hence, it is really THEY who are in control of the game, not the dominant person as most would believe).

The behavior desribed in this thread is all about humiliation and not about S&M. It's violence against women ... pure and simple.

I found the list amusing from a comic standpoint but I do not condone that sort of behavior in reality. So what if the woman is a bitch? Just dump her and move on! Any guy who Donkey Punches a woman (no matter how horrible she is) deserves the Squad Car.

[innit Geezer]

I agree with everything you said.

[Hazelita]

Thank you.

[Cherbunny]

My goodness!

If someone ever tried to Donkey Punch me, I'd get him in his sleep......

[Cherbunny]

Actually, that is my gut reaction. But, not wanting to lower myself to their level...I'd be doing the Squad Car.

Round 2 would be The Rottweiler Lawyer...to sue his sorry ass.

[Chicago Jake]

I'm sure these bizarre sex acts are posted just in fun. Anyone deranged enough to actually do such things is probably too illiterate, freaky, and drugged-out to operate a computer.......Jake

[pkatcher]

admin said:

I'm sure these bizarre sex acts are posted just in fun.

No question these supposed practices have taken on a level not unlike the way the joke about The Aristocrats is told. You just keep piling on punches and fingers and kicks and shoots and they get funnier. But they're just jokes.

However, when I came across the Chili Dog recently, I wrote that some couple somewhere is into that.

(Actually, "came across the Chili Dog," probably isn't the best wording I could have crafted. Let's go with "heard about...")

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pkatcher said:

A great top 10:
www.gorillamask.net/archive/000009.shtml

Paul, thank you ever-so-much for not only the link to the Web site, but also for teaching us all about the Strawberry Sundae and The Angry Pirate. Expanding the vocabulary one step at a time is truly the way to being well-informed sexual consumer. Caveat fucker, so to speak. Bless You for all that you have contributed to our continuing growth and understanding.

[Dan]

admin said:

There is also.......

Rodeo Sex

This is where you mount your woman from behind, doggy style, and grab her breasts as you begin your rythmic thrusts. Just as you start to get going fast and furious, you whisper in her ear: "This is the way your sister likes it!"

Then you try to hang on for eight seconds.......

Or the Arkansas version - same as above but "your woman" is your sister too.


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