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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 30, 2005 10:38:36 GMT -6
urimancy (YOUR-i-man-see) n. fortunetelling with urine. And the 'Kentucky Firefighter' was saying what?? ;D IS BB our expert on this, or is he strictly scatomancy? This is actually no big deal. I can do the same thing. For example, I can tell from your pee if you've been eating asparagus.
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Post by Cherbunny on Aug 30, 2005 11:47:44 GMT -6
For example, I can tell from your pee if you've been eating asparagus. My favorite veggie!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 30, 2005 13:37:47 GMT -6
I knew that from your pee.
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Post by Christinko on Aug 30, 2005 16:09:16 GMT -6
I lost a $20 bet with a gal pal once over the asparagas pee thing....I think she's the only person in the world who DOESN'T have funny pee after eating asparagas....arg.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 30, 2005 16:45:25 GMT -6
FunnyPee? Doesn't he run a message board somewhere?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 31, 2005 23:42:08 GMT -6
Words for the day for September 1, 2005, from Mrs. Bryne's Dictionary (from the L page):
lagan (LAG-un) n. stuff thrown in the sea and marked by a buoy for future retrieval.
lagniappe (lan-YAPP) n. a cheap present given as a reward to good customers.
lagotic (lah-GOTT-ik) adj. having rabbit-like ears.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 1, 2005 8:18:36 GMT -6
When I was a kid, my TV was lagotic.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 1, 2005 8:25:29 GMT -6
I didnt get a lagniappe from my last visit with a hooker.
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Post by drmryder on Sept 1, 2005 9:45:07 GMT -6
Little did he know that his cherished remote was soon to become a lagan.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 3, 2005 18:27:18 GMT -6
Words of the day for Saturday, September 3, 2005. Here are a few choice words for Bukkake Boy from The Straight Dope, by Cecil Adams: tath, cattle dung bodewash, cow dung guano, seafowl excrement used as fertilizer; coprolite, fossil excrement (e.g., dinosaur poop) fewmets, deer dung crotiles, hare dung lesses, boar dung billitting, fox dung spraints, otter dung mutes, hawk dung scumber, dogs dung buttons, sheep dung Source
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Post by lazy zilla on Sept 3, 2005 19:33:17 GMT -6
It frightens me how many of those i knew. And they say a community college education won't get you anywhere!
Zilla (i had thought guano was bat dung though...)
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 3, 2005 21:20:42 GMT -6
No Shit!!
Actually, guano plays a significant part in Ian Fleming's "Dr. No" as the source of the good Doctor's wealth that enabled him to become an arch-villian in the first place (book only).......Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 3, 2005 22:05:20 GMT -6
Words of the day for Saturday, September 3, 2005. Here are a few choice words for Bukkake Boy from The Straight Dope, by Cecil Adams: tath, cattle dung bodewash, cow dung guano, seafowl excrement used as fertilizer; coprolite, fossil excrement (e.g., dinosaur poop) fewmets, deer dung crotiles, hare dung lesses, boar dung billitting, fox dung spraints, otter dung mutes, hawk dung scumber, dogs dung buttons, sheep dung SourceYou been spending to much time with BB. Butt in the long run it's all shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe.
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Post by drmryder on Sept 4, 2005 22:02:29 GMT -6
buttons is sheep dung? That explains mutton ... it's mmmm in the buttons!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 5, 2005 23:33:14 GMT -6
Word of the day for Tuesday, September 6, 2005, from Merriam-Webster.com:
bodacious (boh-DAY-shuss) adj. 1. outright, unmistakable; 2: remarkable, noteworthy.
Example sentence: "This fantastic plastic-bodied sports roadster, with its bodacious body design ... [is] on its way to production this November." (Jim McCraw, Popular Science, September 1991)
Did you know?
"Bodacious" exploded onto the scene of popular culture after it figured prominently in the lingo of the 1989 film Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. But if you think "bodacious" is an example of recently coined slang, guess again. "Bodacious" actually first appeared in print in 1845, with the meaning "thorough or complete." Its exact origin is uncertain, but it was most likely influenced by "bold" and "audacious," and it is probably linked to "boldacious," a term from British dialect. Both current senses of "bodacious" were once mostly limited to the Southern and Midland United States, but recently (thanks, no doubt, to Bill and Ted) the "remarkable" sense has gained widespread popularity.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 6, 2005 5:51:06 GMT -6
bodacious ta-ta's
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 6, 2005 8:53:11 GMT -6
No Shit!! Actually, guano plays a significant part in Ian Fleming's "Dr. No" as the source of the good Doctor's wealth that enabled him to become an arch-villian in the first place (book only)....... ... And in the movies, a character in Dr. Strangelove was named 'Bat Guano' (George C. Scott?)
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 6, 2005 8:58:49 GMT -6
No, George C. Scott played "General Buck Turgidson". Keenan Wynn played "Col. Bat Guano".....Jake
("Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.")
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 6, 2005 9:07:36 GMT -6
THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!!
(sorry, totally off the topic actor(s), but it is my favorite line from the movie)
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 11, 2005 22:24:03 GMT -6
Words of the day for Monday, September 12, 2005, from Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary:
gymnophobia (jim-no-FOH-bee-ah) n. fear of nudity.
quidnunc (KWID-nunk) n. one who is curious to know everything that is going on; a gossip.
scaphism (SKAF-iz-um) n. an old Persian method of executing criminals by covering them with honey and letting the sun and the insects finish the job.
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Post by Hazelita on Sept 12, 2005 4:31:35 GMT -6
Bobbie the quidnunc developed gymnophobia after she watched a naked man (a victim of scaphism) being stung by scorpions and eaten up by all kinds of crawly bugs on a public television program about ancient Persia.
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 12, 2005 5:04:01 GMT -6
Words of the day for Monday, September 12, 2005, from Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary: scaphism (SKAF-iz-um) n. an old Persian method of executing criminals by covering them with honey and letting the sun and the insects finish the job. This would be a long s--l-o-w death...
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 12, 2005 8:54:12 GMT -6
scaphism (SKAF-iz-um) n. an old Persian method of executing criminals by covering them with honey and letting the sun and the insects finish the job. I remember years ago when a couple of the EC's did this to me at the Hedo picnic. Boy, I sure do miss those days.
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Post by viperess on Sept 15, 2005 16:18:32 GMT -6
This ones for BB: Scheiben: German for shit....
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 15, 2005 16:33:45 GMT -6
According to Google's Translator tool, it is German for the word Disks.
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Post by viperess on Sept 15, 2005 16:37:10 GMT -6
Okay...fine..it LOOKED like a 'b'....it was some funny symbal...
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 15, 2005 16:40:57 GMT -6
Scheiße
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Post by viperess on Sept 15, 2005 16:52:01 GMT -6
Okay...how did you make that......sign??..
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 15, 2005 17:26:05 GMT -6
You think I'm telling you ALL of my secrets? HA!
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Post by swflcouple on Sept 15, 2005 17:56:51 GMT -6
shmagma........................ Figure it on yur own BB - But Im pretty sure yur familiar with it *L*
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