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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 20, 2005 17:59:09 GMT -6
I think Chris will like this one.................Jake
From Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words, by Josefa Heifetz Byrne, Citadel Press, 1974:
hircismus (her-SIZZ-mus) n. stinky armpits
related words:
hirci (HER-see) n. armpit hair
hircine (HER-sine) adj. goatlike, especially in smell; lewd
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Post by Christinko on Aug 21, 2005 17:50:45 GMT -6
WHoo-hoo! My word! My word! Finally MY needs are being addressed!
I thank you from the depth of my most dreaded armpits.
Makes me happily recall the chanting from my Girl Scout cabin days of junior high.... "Oh Chrissy Anne, you do need Ban!"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 22, 2005 0:44:51 GMT -6
Word of the Day for Monday, 8/22/05, also from Mrs. Byrnes:
eructation (ee-ruk-TAY-shun) n. 1. belching, or something produced by belching. 2. any violent expulsion.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 22, 2005 0:49:51 GMT -6
Bonus Word of the Day, also from Mrs. Byrne's:
callipygian (kal-i-PIJ-ee-un) adj. having shapely buttocks.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 22, 2005 14:40:39 GMT -6
OK, now use all of them in a sentence -- the SAME sentence.
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Storm
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Post by Storm on Aug 22, 2005 14:51:30 GMT -6
Having been totally aroused by her hircismus, he experienced a magnificent eructation as she exposed her callipygian female form.
My god ... is it Thursday yet ? Am I actually about to post this ? And what's worse is that I just got paid to think that up !!
Reunion can't cum soon enough it appears ... LOL
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Post by Christinko on Aug 22, 2005 15:19:29 GMT -6
Her callipygian assets produced an erutation that made her herci curl.
Too easy, BB. Add some more words and let's make this a Bulwer-Lytton challenge of sorts.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 22, 2005 15:23:00 GMT -6
Having been totally aroused by her hircismus, he experienced a magnificent eructation as she exposed her callipygian female form. Works for me.
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Post by Hazelita on Aug 22, 2005 17:36:10 GMT -6
Having been totally aroused by her hircismus, he experienced a magnificent eructation as she exposed her callipygian female form. Her callipygian assets produced an erutation that made her herci curl. Hmmm, I liked Storm's better, even though I can't imagine anybody with a fetish so strange as to be aroused by the sight of armpit hair. Chris' sentence is way too ... well, flatulent, for my delicate sensibilities. Sowwwwy, 'Stinko.
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Post by Christinko on Aug 22, 2005 19:49:05 GMT -6
Darling Hazel...reread mine again (it's not any better, grant you, but has no fetish implications)...it says "Her firmly rounded buttocks exuded such an evil fart that her armpit hairs curled." At least that's what I thought I wrote! But apparently not what I communicated...damn, that means I failed in my mission...
I mistakenly went for gross instead of sexy....didn't know it was a contest...will do better next time...just give me warning on the mission (can you tell I hate losing?).
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Post by Captain Gary on Aug 22, 2005 19:54:23 GMT -6
I think Hazel was saying Storm's was the fetish, yours was gross!
Do two mis-communications make a communication?
Gary
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Post by Christinko on Aug 22, 2005 20:32:24 GMT -6
Doh! Helps if I actually READ carefully...apology apology apology
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Post by Hazelita on Aug 22, 2005 21:32:35 GMT -6
I think Hazel was saying Storm's was the fetish, yours was gross! DING DING DING DING!!! Gary wins the prize! I just don't know what it is yet.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 23, 2005 0:41:27 GMT -6
Words of the day for August 23, 2005, also from Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary:
nulliparous (nul-IP-ar-us) adj. never having given birth.
schadenfreude (SHAH-den-froid) n. pleasure derived from the misfortune of others.
pyrolagnia (pie-ro-LAG-nee-ah) n. sexual stimulation from watching fires.
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Post by vbplyr on Aug 23, 2005 4:37:46 GMT -6
Words of the day for August 23, 2005, also from Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary: schadenfreude (SHAH-den-froid) n. pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. My favorite word, also a very funny song from Avenue Q
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 23, 2005 18:48:12 GMT -6
schadenfreude (SHAH-den-froid) n. pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. . Lawyers........................................................... Joe.
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Post by Captain Gary on Aug 23, 2005 20:36:24 GMT -6
Hazel,
You have all week to figure out what my prize is.
Are you 2 only coming in for Saturday?
Gary
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 23, 2005 23:16:55 GMT -6
Words of the Day for Wednesday, 8/24/05, also from Mrs. Byrnes:
defenestration (dee-fen-us-TRAY-shun) n. the act of throwing something out of a window
lalochezia (la-loh-KEE-zee-uh) n. talking dirty to relieve tension
Those sentences using all words are getting tougher, eh?......Jake
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Post by jojocanuck on Aug 24, 2005 5:58:35 GMT -6
Although lalouchezia usually worked for Jo when work piled up, this time it failed miserably to relieve her symptoms, leading to the defenestration of her office window.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 24, 2005 7:55:19 GMT -6
Words of the Day for Wednesday, 8/24/05, also from Mrs. Byrnes: defenestration (dee-fen-us-TRAY-shun) n. the act of throwing something out of a window lalochezia (la-loh-KEE-zee-uh) n. talking dirty to relieve tension Those sentences using all words are getting tougher, eh?......Jake Having lalochezed at my latest computer crash I defenestrated XP and installed Unix.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2005 8:55:32 GMT -6
Having lalochezed at my latest computer crash I defenestrated XP and installed Unix. So, Windows went out the window?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 24, 2005 9:06:28 GMT -6
Microsoft Windows Lalochezia... sounds like a good name for the next version,
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 24, 2005 9:17:59 GMT -6
When in doubt, just press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<Lalochezia>. Problem solved.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 25, 2005 0:27:57 GMT -6
Words of the Day for Thursday, 8/25/05, from Mrs. Byrnes Dictionary:
incubus (IN-kew-bus) n. a male devil who seduces women in their sleep
succubus (SUK-you-bus) n. a female goblin who seduces men in their sleep
Nice to know that there is equity in the evil spirit world. And that the female ones like to "suck"......Jake
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Post by Christinko on Aug 25, 2005 6:56:27 GMT -6
I think, disappointingly, the suck part is about sucking your lifeblood so you are a dead man...but possibly with a smile on your face.
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Post by Hazelita on Aug 30, 2005 5:48:01 GMT -6
What's the word for TODAY, baby?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 30, 2005 9:22:37 GMT -6
Hoy.
Sorry, just being a smart-ass. Words for the day for August 30, from Mrs. Bryne's Dictionary:
quincunx (KWIN-kunks) n. a symmetrical arrangement of five objects, with one at each of four corners and one in the middle.
ombibulous (om-BIB-you-lus) adj. someone who drinks everything (credited to H.L. Mencken).
urimancy (YOUR-i-man-see) n. fortunetelling with urine.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 30, 2005 9:59:51 GMT -6
urimancy (YOUR-i-man-see) n. fortunetelling with urine. And the 'Kentucky Firefighter' was saying what?? ;D IS BB our expert on this, or is he strictly scatomancy?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 30, 2005 10:14:23 GMT -6
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 30, 2005 10:23:25 GMT -6
I see that alcohmancy, the divination of one's very short future based on the pattern of my spilt drink in the sand, is not listed ;D
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