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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 18, 2008 14:52:50 GMT -6
His excuse should've been that he was the automatic pilot and he was flying the plane by remote control with his own joystick.
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Post by innit Geezer on Mar 18, 2008 16:40:23 GMT -6
A quick story:
One time a few years ago I pulled into a parking space at a strip mall. My wife steps out of the car and exclaims, "Gary, this guy is choking"! (referring to a man sitting in a car parked next to us)
I immediately ran around to her side to help and as I approach the guys driver side window I see him stroking away at a frantic pace.
I jumped back and asked "what choking, the guys wackin' off!"
She just says casually "oh well, I thought he was choking."
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Post by Tex on Mar 18, 2008 16:42:04 GMT -6
A quick story: One time a few years ago I pulled into a parking space at a strip mall. My wife steps out of the car and exclaims, "Gary, this guy is choking"! (referring to a guy sitting in a car parked next to us) I immediately ran around to her side to help and as I approach the guys driver side window I see him stroking away at frantic pace. I jumped back and asked "what choking, the guys wackin' off!" She just says casually "oh well, I thought he was choking." You didn't hear her say "his chicken".
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 18, 2008 16:49:54 GMT -6
Geri: That man's choking!
Gary: Well, don't just stand there! Get some baby oil and start performing The Heimlich Maneuver on the poor guy!
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Post by innit Geezer on Mar 18, 2008 16:50:34 GMT -6
She had know idea! (probably because she lacks the device) I can't imagine what could be in this persons mind where he suddenly needs to do this.
There's a good Italian restaurant nearby but the food isn't that special.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Mar 18, 2008 16:55:37 GMT -6
I can't imagine what could be in this persons mind where he suddenly needs to do this. I can.
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Post by innit Geezer on Mar 18, 2008 20:48:11 GMT -6
Damn you! ;D ;D ;D
you're too funny...
FYI.... he was parked in a handicapped space and given the size of his shlang, he should have been parked in a gifted space.
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