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Post by coolrunnings13 on Jan 15, 2008 21:44:53 GMT -6
Wow Chuck is my Hero, He knows his Beans "Traditionally, only coffee grown at elevations between 3,000 and 5,500 feet could be called Jamaica Blue Mountain. Coffee grown at elevations between 1,500 and 3,000 feet is called Jamaica High Mountain, and coffee grown below 1,500 foot elevation is called Jamaica Supreme or Jamaica Low Mountain. (All land in Jamaica above 5,500 feet is a forest preserve, so no coffee is grown there.)
As with most other varieties of coffee, there are several grades assigned to different lots, based on factors such as size, appearance, and defects allowed.
The Coffee Industry Regulations Act allows for five classifications:
Blue Mountain No. 1 - 96% of beans must have a screen size of 17/20. No more than 2% of the beans have significant defects.
Blue Mountain No. 2 - 96% of beans must have a screen size of 16/17. No more than 2% of the beans may have significant defects.
Blue Mountain No. 3 - 96% of beans must have a screen size of 15/16. No more than 2% of the beans may have significant defects.
Blue Mountain Peaberry - 96% of beans must be peaberry. No more than 2% of the beans may have significant defects.
Blue Mountain Triage - Contains bean sizes from all previous classifications. No more than 4% of the beans may have significant defects.
I do not know what classification of beans Selina's uses."
Chuck
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 16, 2008 0:54:41 GMT -6
We are fortunate to be in the presence of such greatness.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 16, 2008 2:47:09 GMT -6
How careless, Chuck seems to have forgotten to link to his SOURCE. I'm sure he wouldn't want anyone to think he was trying to take the credit for someone else's work... Simon |
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Post by Caffe Chuck on Jan 16, 2008 6:00:25 GMT -6
5 or 6 shots of vodka added to the coffee machine, found in every room at Hedo, helps to get my morning off to a good start
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 16, 2008 6:34:29 GMT -6
At this point I'd have to say I feel sorry for the guy. If he knew those coffee facts nearly off the top of his head I'd be impressed. But to cut and paste them in? Oh well.
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Post by Tex on Jan 16, 2008 6:39:51 GMT -6
5 or 6 shots of vodka added to the coffee machine, found in every room at Hedo, helps to get my morning off to a good start For that "just got toasted" flavor. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 16, 2008 9:20:36 GMT -6
And don't forget to ask Peaberry how her kids are doing in school.
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bookie13
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Post by bookie13 on Jan 16, 2008 15:49:35 GMT -6
Where is upchucks post on Denny's (I'm a masochist-I want to read the post)
Barry
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 16, 2008 15:51:06 GMT -6
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bookie13
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Post by bookie13 on Jan 16, 2008 16:42:10 GMT -6
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Bang!!!!............thud
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 17, 2008 5:55:24 GMT -6
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Bang!!!!............thud You knew what to expect, but you just had to go and look anyway!!  Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 17, 2008 6:19:20 GMT -6
he had that deer in the headlights look on him... never stood a chance... damn shame... can I have the carcass?
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 17, 2008 8:06:21 GMT -6
Tragic, just so tragic.
Simon
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bookie13
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Post by bookie13 on Jan 17, 2008 13:09:53 GMT -6
I missed.
Damn poor shot.
The report caused me to wet my pants and faint.
If any of you were writing a eulogy, please send me a copy for editing.
Barry
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 17, 2008 13:24:08 GMT -6
The report caused me to wet my pants and faint. Please consider submitting a trip report. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 17, 2008 14:11:39 GMT -6
And if you wring out your pants into a glass and try to drink it, I bet it'll be so good, it almost hurts to swallow.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 17, 2008 14:46:24 GMT -6
And while you're passed out, say hello to the dust bunnies under the bed and ask them how their kids are doing.
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Post by Tex on Jan 17, 2008 15:08:42 GMT -6
BTW, Desmond's hooker cousin, Shy Mabel, can hook you up on the Blue Mountain Coffee.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 17, 2008 15:11:40 GMT -6
Yes, but that's only if you ask for her to give you an enema (costs extra $$$, but it's worth the money, IMHO).
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Post by Kevin & Wendy on Jan 19, 2008 13:16:00 GMT -6
Looks like Big D spanked Chuckie  |
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Post by bookie13 on Jan 19, 2008 22:41:46 GMT -6
I think he was spanking Iggy,
Chuck must be giving Big D a BJ every once in a while to keep from getting stepped on.
Barry
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 19, 2008 23:09:01 GMT -6
... And it's so good, it almost hurts to swallow ...
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 20, 2008 10:07:00 GMT -6
I think he was spanking Iggy, Chuck must be giving Big D a BJ every once in a while to keep from getting stepped on I think he was spanking Chuck AND Iggy. Simon (who also likes to be even handed when administering a spanking) |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 20, 2008 10:50:59 GMT -6
Yes, but he didn't hand out the spanking until after Iggy posted, several days after Chuck's.
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Post by Tex on Jan 20, 2008 13:55:18 GMT -6
That's the power of Mighty Putty.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 20, 2008 14:45:05 GMT -6
Yes, but he didn't hand out the spanking until after Iggy posted, several days after Chuck's. I had assumed Denny hadn't paid much attention to the thread and hadn't realised Chuckie's post was 100 per cent plagiarized until he saw the later debate on the subject and Iggy's reposting. Simon |
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Post by bookie13 on Jan 20, 2008 15:25:36 GMT -6
I am afraid we have all become upchuckaphobic. The mere presence of a pompous posts provokes much pathetic prattle.
His bombastic bellowing brings barbs and belittling.
I swore off my attacks on him, but lord help me, I realize I am addicted. Is there a 12 step program for this?
Hi, my name is Barry and I an upchcuckaphobic.
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Post by Irish Stu on Jan 20, 2008 15:36:01 GMT -6
In step two you'll learn that 'a message board called TNMC could restore us to sanity'...
Welcome to the TNMC Twelve step program.
Simon
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Post by Kevin & Wendy on Jan 20, 2008 17:48:28 GMT -6
There are things much worse to be addicted to, I'm gonna have a little jab every now and then, mostly so Iggy won't feel all alone!
Kevin
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 21, 2008 6:16:01 GMT -6
Is there a 12 step program for this?Hi, my name is Barry and I an upchcuckaphobic. Step number one... hide a bottle of vodka behind your favorite dive shack |
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