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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 11, 2006 19:45:35 GMT -6
An orgasm chart for your review. All that nuclear talk gets me down. Texas size? I don't know, I just wanted Tex to see it.  |
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Post by Tex on Oct 11, 2006 21:06:37 GMT -6
So if you turn the chart upside down, it looks like Texas?
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 11, 2006 21:14:26 GMT -6
Let me see, I'll be right back.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 11, 2006 21:15:28 GMT -6
You're right! It does!  |
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Post by Tex on Oct 11, 2006 21:20:57 GMT -6
I'm getting a hard on, good work.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 11, 2006 21:34:00 GMT -6
Very FUNNY!!!  |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 11, 2006 21:38:48 GMT -6
Have a threesome fantasy.  |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 11, 2006 22:25:56 GMT -6
If you DON'T turn it upside down, it kind of looks like a ten-gallon Stetson......Jake
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 12, 2006 10:47:31 GMT -6
I could imagine Tex's inkblot test results being a little off. A little skit for your entertainment.
Doc) you seem to find each ink blot to be pussy or lube....let me try some more...
Doc (add Freud dialect) what does this ink blot bring to mind Tex?
Tex (with Texas dialect) -------- pussy.
Doc (add Freud dialect) lets try again....how about this ink blot?
Tex (with Texas dialect) -------- lubricant.
Doc (add Freud dialect) you seem to be focused on these 2 facets in life....nothing else comes to mind? Here's another ink blot....what do you see here?
Tex (with Texas dialect) -------- lubed pussy.
Doc (add Freud dialect) that's it! nothing else!
Tex (with Texas dialect) ------ I'm sorry doc....maybe if you keep going I'll see jerked chicken.
Doc (add Freud dialect and now disturbed) OK...how about this blot?!
Tex (with Texas dialect) ---------- pussy.
Doc (add Freud dialect) your session is over!
Tex (with Texas dialect) ---------oil well, I'll go.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 12, 2006 11:11:32 GMT -6
You forgot the final couplet of dialog:
DOC: You seem to be obsessed with sex!
TEX: Me? You're the one with all the dirty pictures!!
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 12, 2006 11:12:20 GMT -6
;D!!!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 12, 2006 11:14:14 GMT -6
If you DON'T turn it upside down, it kind of looks like a ten-gallon Stetson......Jake Is that a 10 gallon hat in your lap, or are you happy to see me- Lili von Schtup |
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Post by Tex on Oct 12, 2006 11:20:23 GMT -6
In 1964, my dad sold his construction company in Austin and went back to school for the hell of it. (he already had a law degree) He got a masters degree in pschology. In the process, he became very good friends with one of the professors, a Dr. Koyle. They got together and played a trick on one of the new students. The students practiced their counseling skills at a free counseling center on the University of Texas campus. They told the student that my dad had some sexual obsessions and asked him to administer a Rorschach (ink blot) test so that the interpretations might be used to identify the nature of his problem.
Everything looked liked a vagina, no matter what. Sometimes my dad would immediately say it was a vagina, sometimes he would get quite analytical and have to study it for a while, but all roads led to Rome, they were all vaginas. Some were big vaginas, small vaginas, vaginas from various angles, young vaginas, old vaginas, etc. When the guy got a little exasperated about everything looking like a vagina, he thumbed through the stack to find an ink blot that couldn't look like a vagina. It really did though. My dad then accused the guy of bringing him a bunch of vagina drawings to make him look nutty. This went on for a while and when the guy left the room, they had a cake with "April Fools" on it.
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