Post by Tex on Feb 2, 2013 21:18:47 GMT -6
Two kids, one Chinese and the other Italian were hanging around and the Chinese kid said "Lets go in the chocolate shop and I will show you how things are done in China." You go talk to the shopkeeper a minute and let me handle the rest." When they came out of the shop, the Chinese kid pulled three chocolate bars out of his pocket and said that the Chinese were the best thieves in the world and that no one, including the Italians, could hold a candle to them.
The Italian kid asked the Chinese kid if he wanted to see the Italian way. He nodded. They walked back into the store and the Italian kid asked the storekeeper if he wanted to see a really cool magic trick. He said he did, so the Italian kid asked him for three chocolate bars. The Italian kid ate all three, the lit the wrappers on fire in an ash tray. The shopkeeper asked him what was magic about that. He replied, "Look in my friend's pocket and you will find all three chocolate bars good as new."
The Italian kid asked the Chinese kid if he wanted to see the Italian way. He nodded. They walked back into the store and the Italian kid asked the storekeeper if he wanted to see a really cool magic trick. He said he did, so the Italian kid asked him for three chocolate bars. The Italian kid ate all three, the lit the wrappers on fire in an ash tray. The shopkeeper asked him what was magic about that. He replied, "Look in my friend's pocket and you will find all three chocolate bars good as new."