Post by Tex on Jan 19, 2013 12:54:55 GMT -6
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her
significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a
bill for $250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just
an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk,
announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
centre which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the
Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But
I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she
decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But
madam, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sex with me,"
she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with old ladies.
significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a
bill for $250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just
an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk,
announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
centre which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the
Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But
I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she
decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But
madam, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sex with me,"
she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with old ladies.