If The Hobbit/LOTR had Facebook.....

[Chicago Jake]

If The Hobbit/LOTR universe had Facebook, what type of posts would you expect to see?

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Thorin and 12 others have checked into Rivendell

*Elrond likes this*

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Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee have checked into the Green Dragon

*Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took like this*

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Thror King Under the Mountain has reached 4.5 stars on 'Bejeweled Blitz'

*Thrain son of Thror and Thorin Oakenshield play this*

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Event posted, by invitation only: by Thorin Oakenshield... "Reclaiming Erebor from Smaug".
Invites: 10,000. Going: 13. Maybe: 0. Not going: 9,987.

Bilbo Baggins has joined "Event posted, by invitation only: by Thorin Oakenshield... "Reclaiming Erebor from Smaug" as "Maybe"

Invites: 10,000. Going: 13. Maybe: 1. Not going: 9,986.

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Nazgul #1:

Got a new ride today! Ditched the black horse for a flying fell beast. Woot!!

Nazgul #2, Nazgul #3, and six others like this.

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Disclaimer: I stole most of these from the IMDb Message Boards for The Hobbit. But I think the gang at THIS message board could run with it and make it even better! Whadaya got for me?......Jake

[Ardbeg... innit]

Gollum
Lost ring during party at my place, my precioussss. Im gonna kill when I find who took it.

*Bilbo Baggins likes this* *Nazgul #1 and others shared this

Necromancer- I lost a ring once too.

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Bilbo Baggins updates his status to Ringbearer

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Bilbo Baggins tagged in photo by Thorin Oakenshield



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Bilbo Baggins changed his profile picture