Last night

[Irish Stu]

I was kept awake last night by the guy next door having the loudest and roughest sex I've ever heard.

And as I lay in my bed, unable to get back to sleep, I thought, "Thank Christ I'm not his cell-mate!"

[innit Geezer]

Sorry about that Si and hopefully it will be a rare or one time event. Let's hope he had a partner and wasn't master beating.