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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 15, 2012 20:26:04 GMT -6
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 16, 2012 0:36:42 GMT -6
Why does it only kill 99.99% of germs? Because, much like Kaiser Soze, it knows that you have to leave a few witnesses to scare the shit out of all the others.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 16, 2012 5:27:50 GMT -6
Adding that to the Christmas wish list... nice stocking stuffer.
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Post by Tex on Aug 16, 2012 6:54:48 GMT -6
That shit reminds me of working out at the YMCA in Longview back in the seventies. There was one old fart who constantly bitched about his asshole problems. He was also a glad-hander. He would step into the men's room stall and apply some salve to his asshole then immediately step out and want to shake everyone's hand. Talk about scattering like quail. One time he was pissing and moaning to me and said, "Son, are you familiar with an anal fissure?". Not wanting to go there, I answered "Sure, he was married to Liz Taylor" and took off before he had a chance to follow up.
A bottle of the sanitizer would have been tapped out in short order in that circumstance.
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Post by Tex on Aug 16, 2012 7:11:17 GMT -6
I'm actually tempted to order a few bottles of this stuff for gag gifts.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Aug 16, 2012 14:06:29 GMT -6
Great idea for the "Secret Santa" at this year's Christmas office party.
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