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Post by Tex on Aug 6, 2012 13:58:52 GMT -6
I was up in east Texas this last weekend taking care of some business. I am rehabbing a commerical building in downtown Kilgore and had to meet with my carpenter, electrician and HVAC man. My clipboard was in Austin so I ask my mother in law if she had one. She did, but she buys everything at garage sales, so it was used and had "Laundry Officer Simmons" written on in in big black letters.
What is a "laundry officer"? Do they walk around the coin laundry in a topi hat peeking in washers for improper mixing of colors or too much soap. It did occur to me that if I wanted to be certified as insane, I could hang around with the clipboard looking furtively at this customer and that while scribbling down notes and looking concerned.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 6, 2012 14:03:35 GMT -6
You should also have a badge made up with that title on it and go around telling women you need to inspect their underpants.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 6, 2012 14:30:52 GMT -6
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Post by Tex on Aug 6, 2012 15:02:22 GMT -6
You can tell they weren't hiring for Texas prisons: Interpersonal skills using tact, patience and courtesy
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Post by Chicago Jake on Aug 6, 2012 15:04:21 GMT -6
I don't think I'd want to be a Laundry Officer in a Texas prison. With all those executions, you just know there would be lots of trousers that had been "voided" in by the departing soul.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Aug 6, 2012 15:52:30 GMT -6
What is a "laundry officer"? It's one of the new 5,000,000 jobs that Obama has taken created for adding in the past 4 years.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tex on Aug 6, 2012 17:09:19 GMT -6
The elite of the laundry officers is the Skid Mark Color Guard.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 6, 2012 18:14:01 GMT -6
They're a very racist organization -- they don't believe in mixing colors with whites.
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