Post by Robin Hood on Jun 11, 2012 22:46:58 GMT -6
Since moving to Texas I have been inundated with Texas jokes... here is the latest which I did find quite funny and in the part of Texas I am in... they wouldn't make it far... ROFL
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio. Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a Hot Pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:
1. “I'm a Democrat”
2. “Amnesty for Illegals”
3. “I love the Dixie Chicks”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted for Obama”
6. “George Strait Sucks”
7. “Reelect Obama in 2012”
and...
8. “I'm here to confiscate your guns”
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. ;D
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio. Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a Hot Pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:
1. “I'm a Democrat”
2. “Amnesty for Illegals”
3. “I love the Dixie Chicks”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted for Obama”
6. “George Strait Sucks”
7. “Reelect Obama in 2012”
and...
8. “I'm here to confiscate your guns”
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. ;D
