Post by Tex on Jun 9, 2012 14:36:01 GMT -6
There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning .
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said,
"Strip down facing me".
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about
Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to my credit card being swiped.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said,
"Strip down facing me".
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about
Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to my credit card being swiped.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.