Coming to a Dive Shack near you

[Ardbeg... innit]

I find jet skis and other similar personal watercraft, at the very least, annoying. This baby could set the bar a LOT higher. OTOH, it could be a very interesting response to the parade of "sightseeing" boats at a favorite beach.

[innit Geezer]

Looks like fun but injury possibilities seem unless. I'll stay with a jetski.