Cruise Liner Expectations

[Ardbeg... innit]

I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises.

Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

[Tex]

We took a cruise with Costa Line from Venice to Greece and Croatia a couple of years back and had a good trip.

The cruise director was friendly enough, but "hyperactive- hypertalkative squirrel" would be a good description. After a 20 minute film on the history of the line, he stopped by our table and started that nonstop chatter. He asked how we liked the film. I answered that it was interesting, but appeared to have omitted mention of the line's most famous ship. (Andrea Doria)

His demeanor changed immediately and he moved on without comment. It was fairly obvious that it was a taboo subject.

Looks like they have two taboo subjects now.

[Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III]

I'm taking a cruise in February, but will be as one of the docs (crew) on board. Apparently it's the same company that owned the one in Italy. Can't wait to see how they do things!

............Bob

[Tex]

We enjoyed the cruise and probably in the near future, they will be the most cautious navigators on the planet. We know a guy who goes on cruises as the ship's chaplain. He got ordained for $25 off the Internet, then went to the preacher supply store and bought a few clerical collars. He has done this a half dozen times and has the bullshit to pull it off.

[Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III]

Well I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once so what the hell!!

[Ardbeg... innit]

What would Captain Steubing do? I knew that sex had to be involved with this at some point

Italian investigators are probing the mystery of a young Moldovan woman who was reportedly on the bridge of the Costa Concordia cruise ship when it smashed into rocks off the coast of Giglio island, forcing the evacuation of its 4,200 passengers and crew.

The 25-year-old blonde, identified as Domnica Cemortan, was invited onto the bridge as the cruise liner sailed perilously close to Giglio, in what was apparently a ‘salute’ to an old friend of the captain’s and a favour to the ship’s head waiter, whose family were from the island.

She was reportedly the guest of one of the ship’s officers and may be the woman that passengers saw drinking and chatting with Capt Francesco Schettino on Friday evening, a few hours before the Costa Concordia ran aground.

Italian judicial authorities, who are investigating the accident and the captain’s conduct, want to interview Ms Cemortan, who according to her Facebook page was born in Chisinau, Moldova, and lives in Bucharest, Romania.

[Ardbeg... innit]

He was getting head instead of being in the head.

[Chicago Jake]

He was in her all the way to the Plimsoll Line.

[Merlot Joe]

It took an iceberg to sink the Titanic, but only a nice pair of tits, a smile and almost a 100 years for a dumb ass Italian to sink this cruise ship.

[Chicago Jake]

"Iceberg, Goldberg..... what's the difference!?"

[Ardbeg... innit]

He wanted to dock before the ship did.